If this is not a prank question ("5 arrests" stretches the credibility of the questioner), find a hypnotherapist, and have the hypnotherapist plant a post-hypnotic suggestion to the effect when you hear the word "gorilla," you answer, "my dreams," and do *nothing else.* ("my dreams" harkens back to an old knock-knock joke).
If that doesn't work, then call the Jerry Springer Show, or similar venue (Oprah? "Today on Oprah, men who masturbate when they hear the word "gorilla" and the women who love them.") and leverage it into bankable instant celebrity status (movie deal? porn? TMZ mentions? the sky is the limit!)

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