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1 year, 10 months ago

Lindsay Lohan sentenced to 90 days in jail for violating parole ... let's help choose her new prison nickname!

Lindsay Lohan was just sentenced to 90 days in jail for violating the conditions of her parole. Now that lil' Lohan is all grow'd up and heading to jail, let's put our heads together and come up with a fun little nickname she can use in the slammer. Let's hear 'em!
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kty2777 | 1 year, 10 months ago
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"Hey bitch"

/just needed to be said

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irishstephen1974 | 1 year, 10 months ago Report

Disturbing...but somehow really hot...
Can we get a webcam in there please?

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buddawiggi | 1 year, 10 months ago Report

Please let this be the one!
I can just picture her arrival at the cell, after dark, all the lights out, the unknown cell mate pretending to sleep in the bottom bunk, a insecure and gentle placement of her meager belongings on the stool, the shy eye scan of the room, and at the very moment of her first step to get up to the top bunk... "Hey bitch" is heard in a smoky voice from the bottom sheets...

Yup, "hey bitch" is the one.

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kty2777 | 1 year, 10 months ago Report

hahahaha
We've watched too many prison movies I think....

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musashi1961 | 1 year, 10 months ago
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LayLo - Lindsay Lohan

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kelraye78 | 1 year, 10 months ago Report

Yeah, "LayLo" wasn't layin' low, and she was doin' fine til she ran out of blow. Now poor LayLo is just some butch's hoe.

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musashi1961 | 1 year, 10 months ago Report

Lindsay Lohan Haiku
lay lo
slammer she will go
blow no mo!

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laurasweet | 1 year, 10 months ago
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Felon Fashionista? Lockup Lindsay? Convict Cutie? Cell Block Celeb?

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potterarchy | 1 year, 10 months ago Report

Lockup Lindsay, I rather like that one!

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tonyburkhart | 1 year, 10 months ago Report

Lockup Lindsay for sure!

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traderbeck | 1 year, 10 months ago
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You people are disgusting. Back in my day, we didn't have to resort to crass profanity to make our point or earn a cheap laugh because we knew how to weave the English language into a rich tapestry of terms that conjured up provocative imagery. That's why I prefer to go with the classics, the tried and true...

Firecrotch ftw!
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kelraye78 | 1 year, 10 months ago Report

I like this one. I personally think that she will acclimate quite well in jail. 90 days in jail is nothing...Hasn't she done this before? If you already sleep with women, you have a considerable advantage already. Maybe she will find her a new family.

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easyeboy | 1 year, 10 months ago
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Honest Lohan

This quote works :)
"I say too much sometimes, but I’m honest, that’s the important thing." - Lindsay Lohan

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garyallen | 1 year, 10 months ago
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It just popped into my head, and every portin fits her to a T.:

"Ego-Lo-maniac."

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goatead1 | 1 year, 10 months ago
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She doesn't need a name. In jail I believe they call people like this "Fresh Meat"

Lets hope she stays in there for long enough to get a nice lady friend, the rest of us have to serve our maximum time for three probation violations, she should too. I somehow doubt she really will though.

P.S. I just noticed it says shes on parole? Is this a type O or has she already gone to prison? I am not up to date on this situation.

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buddawiggi | 1 year, 10 months ago Report

Lindsey was on probation, not parole.

Fish is another term for the jail noob but her time will be spent in solitary due to her celebrity status and she likely will not get a nickname. LL will only get out of her cell to eat and shower and these activities will be done alone.

LL has to report to the courthouse to begin her 3 consecutive terms of 30 days on July 20th, 2010 and after she serves that time she must do 90 days of "locked-down drug rehabilitation facility". That's one tough love sentence for a person that is likely an addict/alcoholic but in the program I belong to we say "as addicts our disease will make us stop, every one of us will stop by either jail, institution, death, or recovery"

All I have to say to LL is "We'll save a seat for you"

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-0707-lohan-20100707,0,3396101.story?track=rss

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buddawiggi | 1 year, 10 months ago Report

Not one addict/alcoholic will "like" rehab so she is not alone there if an addict/alcoholic ever says in the first days "I like rehab" they are an addict/alcoholic who is still high/drunk... we do not learn to "like rehab" for quite some time.

Most of us recovering addicts will only be able to say in hindsight "I liked rehab" after a number of months or years of successful recovery.

There are millions of "buddawiggis" out there/here and if she goes and if she listens she will hear what she needs to from someone, I am 100% sure of it.

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goatead1 | 1 year, 10 months ago Report

I saw on Inside edition that she does not want to be part of any rehab and has missed almost all her classes, is this true? you need to talk to this girl buddawiggi. Will they let you visit?

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potterarchy | 1 year, 10 months ago
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irishstephen1974 | 1 year, 10 months ago Report

Woka woka!!
And yes, that pic breaks my heart. What happened to her??

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potterarchy | 1 year, 10 months ago Report

Haha, thanks.

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kty2777 | 1 year, 10 months ago Report

*groan*

hehehe good one!

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keepontryin | 1 year, 10 months ago
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Lo-hand Luke

"What we've got here is Failure to communicate. some women you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week which is the way she wants it, well she gets it. I don't like it, any more than you men."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fuDDqU6n4o&feature=related

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sunshine09 | 1 year, 10 months ago
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Lick-in -lo Lindsay
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rouff | 1 year, 10 months ago
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this chick is wayy tooo messed up..the judge did her a favour by sentencing her to 90 days in prison.

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jabs1960 | 1 year, 10 months ago
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I just have advice for her: Lindsay, Lay-low, Hon! Do your time like a man... and she better do the time, too. Far too many celebs get away with things that the common man/woman NEVER, EVER get a break on. I believe she deserves this sentence, and, it may be a tad too lenient, considering how many court-ordered obligations she has blatantly shirked. This is sad, that such a very lovely girl, and she behaves like a girl, not a woman, has screwed her life up so much. I hope she turns her like around when she finishes her sentence.

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irishstephen1974 | 1 year, 10 months ago
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Lindsay "The Lush" Lohan...?
On the lam Lindsay?
Lindsay the Loser...? (Ouch too harsh!)
Lovely Lindsay the Lackey?
Jailbird Lindsay?

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bklynjs | 1 year, 10 months ago
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Princess, she sleeps with women.

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jasonf | 1 year, 10 months ago
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I'm not really answering the question, I just want her to go away. She no longer serves any purpose other than to embarrass herself. And I won't begin to start talking about her "Mom of the Century" Dina Lohan who has totally exploited her life. I'm not sure who's the worse "celebrity" Mom, Dina Lohan or Kate Gosselin. Both have exploited their kids for their own material gain. It's really sad what Hollywood has become. Are there any truly great actresses anymore?

But, just so I officially answer the question: Let's just call her trash.

LiLo, you're just a ho, please go.

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garyallen | 1 year, 10 months ago Report

You kinda sorta did unintentionally answer the question with this:

"LiLo, you're just a ho, please go."

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bitbit | 1 year, 10 months ago Report

Quite frankly I'm glad she's finally getting "SERVED". I agree it's just time for her to go away, get some help; clean up her act!

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iklilian | 1 year, 10 months ago
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''Tush taster'' would be a cool prison nickname for the silly hollywood wild child.

http://flippyman.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/lindsay-lohan-jail.gif

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