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2 years, 8 months ago

Kirk or Picard?

How many Mahalo users are Trek Fans? What's your opinion on this age old question? Let the battle begin!
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cheapgamer | 2 years, 8 months ago
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To do this justice I have to break it down to several categories.

Who would win in a fist fight?
Kirk, hands down Kirk. Yea seriously Kirk . . . by allot. I am not sure I have to go into detail here.

Who would win in a ship battle?
Picard, I think this would be quite a bit closer then Kirk's fistfight, but experience gets the checkmate.

Who would I rather work for?
Picard, he keeps more people alive, I like being alive. It is a nice fit.

Who would I rather chill out with?
Kirk, no disrespect to Picard but If I am going to hang out with a friend that friend would be Kirk, he is just more fun loving & he just has a cool attitude.

Who would I rather watch?
Picard, this last one was decided by thinking to my self if I wanted to watch a show tonight which would it be.

Overall: Picard 3/2

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maxzhichao | 2 years, 8 months ago Report

I agree. I'd rather serve with Picard, and chill with Kirk. I'd also remember NOT to wear a red shirt if I were serving under Kirk. (Red shirt=dead).

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cheapgamer | 2 years, 8 months ago Report

You are all awesome, agreed no red shirt, yay green women! (if I was still single of course!), and yes that poster of Kirk is awesome!

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chriswingate | 2 years, 8 months ago Report

Kirk's the captain who you'd want to chill with and pick up green women with in a bar.

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bunnyphuphu | 2 years, 8 months ago Report

I like your argument... and hereby honor you with a picture of Kirk.
(you can hang it up when you chill out with him so he doesn't feel bad that you picked Picard)

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/uploads/star-trek-inspirational-poster.jpg

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gno | 2 years, 8 months ago Report

Hey, I just noticed you were nominated for AOTD! Someone beat me to it! :)

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michelleldevon | 2 years, 8 months ago
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Picard, hands down. Kirk was all right, and back in the day, he had the rugged good looks and what was it they called it, Cowboy Diplomacy? But in the end, Picard always made the right call, even when it wasn't the 'legal' one, but Kirk was sometimes too... I don't know, something.

I am a Trekkie, though not a die hard one, and TNG really is my fave, for all the characters, except maybe Spock. There just is no other Spock.

Between Kirk and Picard, though, it's hardly a competition. And Cheapgamer I think you're wrong about the hand to hand combat. I think Picard can stomp Kirk's ass, in agility, cunning and level-headedness alone. That skinny 'old' man was sexy as hell and had the brains to back it up.

I remember being vaguely 'attracted' to Picard.

Then I watched Patrick Stewart in an interview... I was terribly disappointed. Just goes to show, he is a good actor...LOL

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beast1oh1 | 2 years, 8 months ago
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I already asked this question in June and I believe philipy provided the best answer. (he chose Picard)
http://www.mahalo.com/answers/society-and-culture/prizefight-kirk-vs-picard

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bunnyphuphu | 2 years, 8 months ago Report

I like to think of this question like a recurring dream that open for interpretation.
@beast1oh1 - you created the answer right at the perfect time to get a great answer from @philipy.
There are few exceptions on mahalo for fun repeating questions, but with new people starting daily... this could become a great compilation question!

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snowplusbrd | 2 years, 8 months ago Report

ah, I wasn't here in June. Didn't mean to repeat you, thought it would be a fun question

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philipy | 2 years, 8 months ago Report

No harm in repeating questions now and then, esp timeless debates like Kirk v Picard. Looks like someone even made a page on the topic:

http://www.mahalo.com/captain-kirk-vs-captain-picard

I won't answer again except to say... "what I said before". :)

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shewolfyuk | 2 years, 8 months ago
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BOTH ARE EQUALLY YUMMY I COULDNT POSSIBLY CHOOSE.

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websol | 2 years, 8 months ago
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Fifty Reasons Picard Is Better Than Kirk

1) Picard outwits Q time and again, Kirk saved from Trelane's by Trelane's parents.

2) Picard sends first officer to barren planets while he stays on board with babes.

3) Kirk ex-flame: Dowdy scientist, Picard's ex-flame: Former member of 60's supergoup "The Mamas and the Papas."

4) Picard actually smarter than his first officer.

5) Hair loss=high testosterone. 'Nuff said.

6) Picard would never let chief engineer swell up to planetoid size.

7) Klingons: Drag Kirk to ice prison, allow Picard to choose their leader.

8) Picard necks with chicks in the Jefferies tube.

9) Kirk has wimpy lunch served to him by yeoman, Picard fixes own damn food in the replicator.

10) Kirk never told a member of the bridge crew to "shut up."

11) Picard beat up two Klingons in a Klingon slum.

12) Picard's brother actually played by a different actor than Picard.

13) Kirk grudgingly allows one woman to be hit by truck to correct timeline, Picard sends entire starship crew to flaming deaths.

14) Kirk near 60: thinking of retirement; Picard near 60: still in prime.

15) At academy, Picard noted for marathon skill, Kirk called "stack of books with legs."

16) Kirk bothered by mild astigmatism, Picard kicks ass for forty years with artificial heart.

27) Three words: No beer gut

28) Kirk fights has-been Greek god, Picard worshipped as god.

29) The Picard Maneuver

30) Picard never split into "naughty" and "nice" halves.

31) Kirk: Subjects Spock to court-martial; Picard: Allows Worf to whack a guy with only a reprimand.

32) Kirk: Chews crew members out for engaging in bar braw; Picard: Takes on Naussicans

33) Kirk: Sobs like a baby when son dies; Picard: Laughs like a hyena when stabbed through heart

34) Kirk: Dukes it out with doppelganger; Picard: Doesn't waste time: Shoots doppelganger with phaser

35) Kirk has booze given to him; Picard family makes its own damn wine.

36) Kirk: Spends few minutes aboard Romulan vessel in disguise; Picard: Makes it all the way to Romulus and back.

37) Picard collects archeological relics; Kirk IS archeological relic.

38) Picard manages to have entire conversations with Lursa and Betor without staring at their cleavage.

39) Picard made Spock cry.

40) Picard merged with Sarek.

41) Picard only wears toupees for flashback scenes.

42) Picard would have figured out that "V'ger" thing in about five minutes.

43) Picard never called self "Kirok" and dressed in leftover costumes from "Oklahoma."

44) Kirk didn't have the good sense to turn down the admiralty like Picard did.

45) Let's face it....it may have made a great character moment, but when you get right down to it, Kirk CHEATED on his biggest academy test!

46) Dorky spacesuit count: Kirk 2, Picard 0.

47) Picard secure enough not to keep display of guns on his apartment wall.

48) Picard knows that "horgon" doesn't mean the end of a date.

49) Picard never wore gray pajamas on the bridge.

50) Picard wouldn't have had to be forced to kiss Uhura.

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philipy | 2 years, 8 months ago Report

Great list, but you really need to explain that the whole thing is a copy and paste. Here are the guidelines how we handle that sort of stuff here:

http://www.mahalo.com/copy-and-pasting-on-mahalo

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philipy | 2 years, 8 months ago Report

I esp enjoyed:

7) Klingons: Drag Kirk to ice prison, allow Picard to choose their leader.

35) Kirk has booze given to him; Picard family makes its own damn wine.

37) Picard collects archeological relics; Kirk IS archeological relic.

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randync | 2 years, 8 months ago
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I think for an adventure in space I would pick Picard. But a good old brawl on a planet somewhere I would go with Kirk.

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micahkl | 2 years, 8 months ago
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As a captain, Picard, but Kirk has the better toupee'.

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topaz5433 | 2 years, 8 months ago
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Picard, no question in my mind. He brought dignity and intelligence to the captain's chair.. And he kept the charisma and human failability.
Kirk, to me seemed like a captain-who-should-have-stayed at the Academy. I do like the development of his character in the movies. At least he seemed to have grown up some.
While I like the original, I know why it took Picard to bring the Enterprise back to TV.

As for Star Fleet captains I also like Janeway. She was a strong captain put in an interesting situation.
I wish that Star Trek Enterprise had been able to have a longer run partially because Captain Archer was easy on the eyes and played so well by Scott Bacula.
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vicgoodwin | 2 years, 8 months ago
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Picard was Classy where Kirk was just a ladies man. I think Kirk was awesome in a comedic way, where Picard was all class and brought real drama.

But just know I love both actors.
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trumansdad | 2 years, 8 months ago
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Cant replace the Kirk....Things and people change but Kirk will live forever as Kirk....Picard is what came next....Picard will always be what came next.

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achieve75 | 2 years, 8 months ago
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Hands down... Picard!

He has the sexy british accent and drinks Earl Gray tea. He maintains his calm during crisis much better than Kirk ever did. Kirk led with his emotions, Picard with his brains. I choose brains over emotions any day for a starship!

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