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What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke ?

Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise
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buddawiggi buddawiggi
 
 July 16, 2009 05:27 PM
My favorite is; "If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you".

These are funny too, Chuck has a great sense of humor about these jokes as well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZz2yCe3pIg


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kelvint kelvint
 
July 13, 2009 11:36 AM
i like yours!

i like this too! - " I don't step on toes, LittleJohn, I step on necks! "

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ziminya ziminya
 
July 13, 2009 12:50 PM
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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nushka nushka
 
July 13, 2009 02:27 PM
“There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.”

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blitzkrieg blitzkrieg
 
July 13, 2009 02:43 PM
Nice one. I just love Chuck Norris jokes. Infact, I love them so much I go to Uncyclopedia everyday just to check articles on him. My fave is "Chuck Norris is so tough, he shaves his b***s with a hacksaw".

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http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Chuck_Norris


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blitzkrieg blitzkrieg
 
July 13, 2009 02:51 PM
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xionomega xionomega
 
July 15, 2009 06:45 AM
One day, chuck norris decided to make the giraffe by uppercutting a zeebra.

God wanted to create the universe in 10 days, Chuck norris gave him 6.

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awesome222 awesome222
 
July 15, 2009 04:58 PM
Type in "find chuck norris" on google.com and then press the im feeling lucky button... That one is ace

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the_beard the_beard
 
July 16, 2009 05:18 PM
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/


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