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laudato laudato
 
December 31, 2008 02:32 PM

Give me your best geographical pun (such as "My sister stole my candy - I hope it'll Rotterdam teeth")

Geographical puns incorporate the name of a place in a phrase, such as:
"Vee vere out of radishes, Soviet Unions."
"Gdansk for the memories."
"Amsterdam phone, will ya?"
"I like emeralds, but I Constantinople."

Some geographical puns can be risqué:
"Sarah's a real prude, she'll neither kiss Norfolk."

And some can be doubles:
"Kenya give me a Tokyo hash?"
"What did Delaware? Her New Jersey, of course."

What's your favorite?
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easyeboy easyeboy
 
 December 31, 2008 03:27 PM
Mississippi gave Missouri a New Jersey, so what did Delaware?

Juneau the capital? Do you know?
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albanian albanian
 
December 31, 2008 04:26 PM
This is not new, my mother taught it to me, but it's one of my favorites:
Austria, Hungary, had a bit of Turkey dipped in Greece.
There are many variations. It was even better when Austria Hungary was a single country and the mentioned countries really were squabbling.

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ellodaking ellodaking
 
May 26, 2009 04:35 PM
Q:What do you call the little rivers that flow into the Nile?
A:Juveniles

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river ?
Because it has four eyes and can't see

What birds are found in Portugal ?
Portu-geese
Source(s):
www.geography-site.co.uk/pages/fun/jokes.html
http://www.scatty.com/jokes/school/geographyjokes.html


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