A young boy came home from school one day. He said to his father,"My homework assignment for today is to find the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically.'"
His father replied,"Go to your mother, sister, and older brother and ask them,'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for one million dollars.'"
So the little boy did just that.
His sister replied,"God! I love Brad Pitt. Of course I would!"
His brother replied,"I could buy a lot of cool stuff with one million dollars. I think I would do that."
His mothher replied,"I could really fix up the house with a million dollars. I definitely would."
So the boy pondered this for a short while. His father then asked him what he had learned.
The boy replied,"Well, potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but realistically we live with two sluts and a queer."

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