two people die and go to hell
in hell there are two glass pools filled with excrement
in one there is Hitler, up to his nose
in the other there is Stalin up to his elbows

why is Stalin in only to his elbows?-one man asks the other
-because Stalin stands on the shoulders of Lenin!
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Coincidence, I had schoolmate Russian his name is Sasha too. If he's Russian, this video might do...lol
Source(s):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUW-ExXaEuU

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A Russian, a Frenchman and an American argued who was the bravest man. The American said, "For example, we take ten cars of which one has no brakes. We throw dice, each of us gets a car, we drive on a mountain road. Afterwards one of us is in a hospital, and the other nine visit him there."

"That's nothing," the Frenchman said. "We choose ten girls and one of them has AIDS. We throw dice and each one of us gets a girl, and we make love to them throughout the night. Afterwards one of us is in a hospital, and the other nine visit him."

The Russian said, "We gather in an apartment, even though we know that one of us must be an informer. We tell political jokes throughout the night, and then nine are in jail, and one visits the nine there."

Q: What is a tundra toilet? A: Two poles. One to hold on and another to beat the wolves off.
Source(s):
http://www.johndclare.net/Russ12_Jokes.htm

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