If you had to choose the lineup, what would be the worst festival concert ever?
For bonus points, also include events, activities and small festival details as well. Go...
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HEADLINER:
Pat Boone plays his "In a Metal Mood" album in its entirety
MAIN STAGE
Nickelback
Creed
Evanescence
Black Eyed Peas
Manhattan Transfer
Trans-siberian Orchestra
SECOND STAGE
Fall Out Boy
Panic! At the Disco
311
Insane Clown Posse
Crash Test Dummies
SIDE ATTRACTIONS
The Gravy Tent
"Ask a Nickelback Roadie" Q&A Session
"Take the Meth Challenge" Booth
Amy Winehouse-designed Arts & Crafts Showcase
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M$
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Amja1Sq0cl4
Followed by:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IgzsZbxBh8g
and
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nuUsNtNBOCo
Then we could have a few hours of these guys:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=M0Y_kOofjVo
And, if anyone was still there, these folks.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=K1kjkUAA9VM
And then, for the folks stuck there running the sound equipment:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CMnRaV8UmCY
and just in case there is ANYONE at all left in the venue, this should clear them out. Particularly if it's clear that they'll act as drivers for anyone left.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1tqxzWdKKu8
On the second stage, I present a selection of elementary school garage bands, choirs from churches where the whole church IS the choir, and medieval plainsong and madrigals.
Wonder how many tickets I'd sell...
Had fun with this one, but was unable to find many videos of bad choirs where names and/or faces weren't clear.
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M$
There will also be a kissing booth set up to raise money for the prevention of child porn. Manning the both will be Marcia Brady, Laurie Partridge, & Pinky Tuscadero.
Open the show with Drake Bell or The Naked Brothers band to pull in the youngsters before their bed time. Then move on to some really rocking stuff:
'Phish Tahko' from My Name is Earl
'Dingoes Ate My Baby' from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
'Zack Attack' from Saved by the Bell
'The Brady Six, AKA The Silver Platters' from The Brady Bunch
And headlining will have to be:
Danny Bonaduce & the Partridge Family!
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M$
The supporting cast would include ABBA, Limp Bizkit, Evanescence, James Blunt, and Blue October.
Activities would include bobbing for pineapples, the urine slip-n-slide, and the amateur acupuncture booth.
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Day 1 (country & western day: Please wear your boots and all your American flag clothing and accessories):
*Garth Brooks (kind of a has-been, but come on still a legend)
*Travis Tritt (seriously, this guy rocks)
*Carrie Underwood (pretty girl, even prettier voice)
*Lee Greenwood (headlining of course. OMG I'm starting to tear up already)
Day 2 (Canada Day: Please take off your hats, put away your American flags, and put on a very long dress):
Alanis Morrissette (she touches my soul)
Celine Dion (she touches something even deeper than my soul. just. wow.)
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Back Street Boys, Nsync, Milli Vanilli, Vanilla Ice, Spice Girls, PM Dawn and special appearance by Kriss Kross.
Annals of Wackness
Horrible childhood memories
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M$
This is a pretty craptacular lineup. I'm impressed you managed to bring Nickelback and Creed to the same event. Very powerful lineup all around.
I'm not sure what goes on in the "Gravy Tent" but that's where I want to party!