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If your dog could talk, what is the first thing that you think he-she would say?

Arriving in movie theaters June 4th, Marmaduke is the latest in a long line of talking dog movies from Hollywood, with actor Owen Wilson doing the honors this time as the voice of the lovable, klutzy Great Dane. Which begs the bow-wow question of what your pooch is dying to ask you, his-her faithful owner.
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shadowbear | 2 years ago
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Mine always get the last word in so I've long since forgotten what the first thing they said was so I'll just give you a typical day of canine conversation as it exsist in my world.

You better look at me when I'm talking to you, I'm tired of explaining this over and over and over.
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It's clear go ahead and pass him
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If you would of peed where the rest of us did we could of been out of here 15 minutes ago.
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Look dad no left foot.
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I told you the colors were better on all fours didn't I?
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Now this is what I meant by putting on your stoic look.
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I'll open the bottle while you get us a couple of glasses and then I'll read the recipe for you.
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I'm telling you that is a UFO!
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Believe me now fool? look what it did to the grass when it took off.
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Quick man get the bird book, we don't know what this one is.
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I will never eat sushi again...never ever!
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Huh,the truth? you can't handle the truth.
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irishstephen1974 | 2 years ago Report

Awesome man - your dogs are gorgeous!!

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shadowbear | 2 years ago Report

Thanks irishstephen1974 we're pretty proud of our gang of fur babies.

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jillbeth | 2 years ago
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Well, I'm pretty sure that my Martha would ask me why I haven't replaced the empty box of Milkbones. She will sit and stare at the place where I keep them on the counter until someone gives her one, but we've been out for several days. She still sits and stares.
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marlene | 2 years ago
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My precious BIG pooch would probably say:

"The new bed you bought me is "OK" BUT why can't I use the LAZY BOY when you go to bed? No one is in it then so why not?"

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allaboutourdogs | 9 months, 3 weeks ago
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I think he would say "Man, I need a new haircut. Don't I?"

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vladis | 2 years ago
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Well...since my "girls"...daughter and mother... are hunting dogs...both retrievers...I guess the first thing they would say is: Stop making me run....FOR NOTHING! Hahahah They really enjoy running after they hear a shot...however...that firearm shot could be worthless!:)))
Breed? English Setters!
http://cdn-www.dailypuppy.com/media/dogs/anonymous/Hannah_English_Setter_01.jpg_w450.jpg

Parents? Champions!
Check this link:
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.englishsetter.us/images/photos/Shobe-July-2004-Free-Stack_.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.englishsetter.us/shobe.htm&usg=__u8JTsNLtp_WwctRQNSOXGTAz7C8=&h=386&w=500&sz=43&hl=en&start=1&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=EwS4Gu4jO9Z_6M:&tbnh=100&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3Denglish%2Bsetters%2Bchampions%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26tbs%3Disch:1

How can I prove?
I have this picture...Made with my phone! Forgive the quality!:)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/44399808@N07/4648785010/
I also have a movie and I can share it...however...There is some blood in it...Because it is a hunting party...And I'm sure is against USA laws....if you want to see it...DM me!
I huntr since I was 19 ..like my father and my grandfather...we always had the best breeds from Eastern Europe...So..my dogs would say...Stop wasting my time :))))
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buddawiggi | 2 years ago
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"Where are the damn cookies"
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thebrownsofa | 1 year, 2 months ago
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I think if my dog would talk to me he would say, would you please scratch behind my ears... just joking maybe he will ask me not to be stingy with his food. ( He is a Rottweiler and he weights more than fifteen kilos, my vet said he needs to diet, so he is on a diet and I guess that is the reason why he is so grouchy this past few days.)

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brendonbarnett | 2 years ago
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"Why do you let the cat lick its butt?"
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nickudemy | 2 years ago
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This is a great question. I am sure there is a few things my dog would say:

"That's right. You pick up my poop. Who works for who now?"

"You don't have to use your doggy voice when asking if I want a treat. Just hand it to me so we can complete this transaction as simple as possible."

"When do I get to put a leash on you?"
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paralove66 | 1 year, 4 months ago
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why in the world did you give me a bath? i was perfectly fine without one!

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shewolfsilver | 2 years ago
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This is my itsy bitsy teeny weenie. Her name is Bitsy. She is saying, "Gee, mama I'm sorry I tinkle in the floor but I get so excited when you're around I can't help myself. Will you forgive me pleeeeease?" How could you not forgive that face?
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