If you were chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor, should you hit in in the face, or knee it in the groin?
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So if I were I chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor, I would pick up the nearest echidna and throw it at the head of the "dog-sized" dinosaur.
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In fact, Velociraptors were probably reptilian, so they don't have the same "tenderness" as humans.
Therefore, hit it in the face...
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Also, from the book "Jurassic Park" by Michael Crichton, it states that the raptors were biting through steel bars on the skylight windows of Ian Malcolm's room. Since Mr. Crichton would of course know more than me, I'd say I'd hold my chain up in front of the raptor and hope it bit through it, then run like hell.
Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton
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M$2. Is the velociraptor male or female?
3. Is it a Velociraptor mongoliensis or a Velociraptor holywoodis?
Without knowing, one can still study the question. Wikipedia reports that the Velociraptor was about the size of a turkey and more or less like an early bird. Kicking to the groin mostly works with male mammals, while punching to the face is doubtful if that face is mostly beak and teeth.
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Also, who chained us & which bunk's mine?
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According to the http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Velociraptor page, it was global warming that allowed velociraptors to spread around the world. So they would probably be fans of George Bush.
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My own vast intellect and experience with dogs.
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Could you please explain how I would have gotten into this situation? I want to avoid it at all costs!
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