If you could put anything on your tombstone, what would it say?
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M$35 Answers
For whatever that's worth.
Just know that this headstone
Covers nothing but earth.
Sarah donated her body
To a medical lab,
So that you could avoid
Ending up on a slab.
You can see her in Zion
Where her ashes were flung.
Just watch out for deep breaths
Or she'll end up in your lungs.
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M$( I know its been done, but I think its funny )
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M$May not be as funny as it seems...but I would get a good laugh if I saw that on someones tombstone....Plus people always seem to try and 'walk all over me' so it would be an inside joke between me and my friends and some family.
good question!
@tealmyster
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M$For I'm not there, I do not sleep,
I am a thousand winds that blow,
I am the diamond's glint on snow,
I am the sunlight on ripened grain,
I am the gentle autumn's rain.
When you awaken in morning's hush,
I am the swift uplifting rush,
of quiet birds in circle flight,
I am soft stars that shine at night,
Don't stand at my grave and cry,
I am not there. I did not die.
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M$"No matter how many acres you own. All you finally get is a 6-inch grave."
I too thought of asking a similar question after reading this article about a grave which carries a message "Smoking Killed Me" in Great Britain.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1254881/Cigarettes-killed-Message-smoker-funeral-hearse.html
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/03/02/article-1254881-0888DC33000005DC-81_468x305.jpg
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M$Very funny but so true!
This question also reminds me of a joke I read a couple of weeks ago.
The Irish Virgin
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In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin - and very proud of it. Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure everything was in proper order when she dies, she went to the town's undertaker (who also happened to be the local postmaster) to make the proper "final" arrangements.
As a last wish, she informed the undertaker that she wanted the following inscription engraved on her tombstone: "BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED AS A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN."
Not long after, the old maid died peacefully.
A few days after the funeral, as the undertaker/postmaster went to prepare the tombstone that the lady had requested, it became quite apparent that the tombstone that she had selected was much too small for the wording that she had chosen.
He thought long and hard about how he could fulfill the old maid's final request, considering the very limited space available on the small piece of stone.
For days, he agonized over the dilemma.
But finally, his experience as a postmaster helped him come up with what he thought was the appropriate solution to the problem.
The virgin's tombstone was finally completed and duly engraved, and it read as follows: "RETURNED UNOPENED."
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M$No Pain,
No Grief,
No Anxious Fear,
Can Reach Our Loved One
Sleeping Here.
Saw it on someones tombstone.
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M$or...
"A man is a god in ruins. When men are innocent, life shall be longer, and shall pass into the immortal, as gently as we awake from dreams." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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M$http://www.flickr.com/photos/jannapham/3376898356/
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M$Here lies no beautiful corpse,
But, only the mortal remains of a beautiful life.
But my favorite gravestone of all time is one that quotes the last few lines of the poem
"Epitaph on a Child Killed by Procured Abortion " by Anonymous.
Two adverse tyrants ruled thy wayward fate,
Thyself a helpless victim to their hate;
Love, spite of honour's dictates, gave thee breath;
Honour, in spite of love, pronounced thy death.
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M$Me
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M$Miranda intended to deserve it.
She did.
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M$I died
That's life
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M$See You After This Heavenly Break ;)
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M$I just happen to know this.
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M$me, myself and I
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M$Please leave a message after the beep
BEEP!!
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ha! i'll make sure to bring my swineflu mask.
but hey, all this talk of early demises
makes me hope that for you life is still full of surprises
that you live long and never have to worry about
the things on your tombstone and that the years of your life to many amount! ;)
I like it
That is sooo cool. I like it!
Lol, and very true. I've made my plans very clear to my family.