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1 year, 5 months ago

If you could be Santa Claus, what's the first thing you would do?

Would you give to all the poor children? Work for world peace? Prove that you're real? Which would you tackle first, if you found yourself in the red suit for some miraculous reason?
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richk | 1 year, 5 months ago
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I would take an inspection of the christmas toy making factory and inspect the sleigh and endless sack of presents. I would then patent all proprietary technology present in all these places that makes it possible for me to travel around the world faster than the speed of light and distribute presents through chimneys.

After I had all the patents in order I would take a joyride in the sled until some large company contacted me to license some of my patents. Depending on if they were on my naughty list or not I might agree.

Following that; I would hold a press conference to prove that Santa wasn't a fraud and make all the kids happy (and all the grown ups who stopped getting presents because they didn't believe anymore upset) and 'leak' the naughty list to the press anonymously to exert some peer pressure and clean up the world a bit.

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albanian | 1 year, 5 months ago
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The first thing would be to make a New Year's resolution not to watch kids sleeping anymore, or watching them being naughty. If I had trouble keeping the resolution then I would seek therapy.

I also would stop my extortion and threats against kids aimed at stopping them from crying or pouting. This would be unnatural behavior and probably cause problems later in life.

Next I would go after all those fakers imitating me. At the very least I'd stuff coal in all their socks.

Then, I suppose I'd buy a case of St Arnold Christmas Ale and relax. Or, maybe Abita Christmas Ale. Or, maybe both.

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harrysehgal002 | 1 year, 5 months ago
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i would really helped the poor childrens and made there Christmas a memorable one

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adamdecaf | 1 year, 5 months ago
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I'd let everyone know that I was real, then I would use the toys as gifts to kids. I would also spread messages of love and why giving is more important than getting.

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kmils | 1 year, 5 months ago
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I would find all the innocent children who are suffering from neglect, abuse, hunger, injury, and disease, and find a way to improve their situations.

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meyermv | 1 year, 5 months ago
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As important as toys are for children to grow and learn, I think they need food a little more. As Santa I would give a years worth of food (I haven't worked out the logistics yet), to hungry families. Hey, coupons are a great idea. Maybe we can have coupons in conjunction with sales, and food stamps. MMmm...that's an idea.

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