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I am a Russian spy. Who do I report to here?

Well not really but if I was.....
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cheapgamer | 1 year, 11 months ago
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I was wondering why I haven't been getting the reports! Now you have to ask in a public forum!? You are soo fired!

проклятье . . . um

I mean . . . I have no idea who you would report to. God bless the USA!

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cheapgamer | 1 year, 11 months ago Report

I said "God bless America, and before that I was talking about how much I am looking forward to the Fourth of July, hotdogs, and consumerism. It is great to be an American. . . who was born in America, and stuff"

(BTW that picture is AWESOME!)

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kelraye78 | 1 year, 11 months ago
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I saw this on NCIS once. There was this old bookstore that was hiding secrets and a brother and sister were in danger. I don't think you want to check in with the FBI or the CIA. You should attempt to locate your fellow members of the Russian Mafia.....if there are any left of them. I suspected this all along. You do have a Russian name. Good luck with that.

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buddawiggi | 1 year, 11 months ago Report

I have been contacted through underground channels (literally) by my superiors and they have asked me to state here in this thread that I am Ha Ha joking here and in no way am I a spy or know a spy or even can spell "espionage" without the aid of my browsers spell checker..

so here goes.. "I am Ha Ha joking. I am not a spy, do not know any spies, and cannot without the aid of my browsers spell checker spell the word "espionage".

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kelraye78 | 1 year, 11 months ago Report

Smart thinkin ;)

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colettel | 1 year, 11 months ago Report

Yeah - the brother died... and Tony DiNozzo fell in love with the sister and became obsessed with her... before SHE died. I wonder who wound up with the book store? hmmmm... Be careful Buddawiggi... your friends might not be who you think they are... or ARE they?

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mdonnadesigns | 1 year, 11 months ago
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LOL. Just turn yourself into the FBI headquarters.

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buddawiggi | 1 year, 11 months ago Report

никогда !

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potterarchy | 1 year, 11 months ago
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Комитет государственной безопасности​? Kоне́чно, я начальник! ;)
("The KGB? Of course, I'm the boss!")
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... or something like that. Please correct my (probably awful) Russian, haha.

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kelraye78 | 1 year, 11 months ago Report

Тихо! Вы дует нашей обложке!

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potterarchy | 1 year, 11 months ago Report

хи-хи. ;)
("Hee-hee.")

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LeslieJonesMcCloud | 1 year, 11 months ago
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The Warden.

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kelraye78 | 1 year, 11 months ago Report

LOL. Ain't that the truth?!

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lisak52 | 1 year, 11 months ago
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I hear somewhere on here that @Bunnyphuphu is the leader. She looks all sweet and innocent, BUT...........

She is who you need to report to.She has hired the Killer rabbits to hunt down any traitors and chew their heads off.

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chriswingate | 1 year, 11 months ago
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kelraye78 | 1 year, 11 months ago Report

Psst! I will give you 5 Mahalo dollars for the Coke secret formula!

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buddawiggi | 1 year, 11 months ago Report

There was a couple in Cambridge, Mass. as well,

"Computer chips, pharmaceuticals, the secret formula for Coke,"
http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/2010/06/a_network_of_ru.html

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irishstephen1974 | 1 year, 11 months ago Report

My god... It's worse than we imagined!!
And to think @buddawggi may behind it all!! FOR SHAME sir!!

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chriswingate | 1 year, 11 months ago Report

In Mother Russia, Mahalo spies on you!

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cheapgamer | 1 year, 11 months ago Report

You can steal nuclear secrets and get away with it, or try for the formula of Coke and get caught. LOL Capitalism ^_~

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chemist | 1 year, 11 months ago
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Do not say it loudly - CIA is there.

If you like to report as Russian spy (NOT REAL) - Jayson is the appropriate person.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:F3vIHnxMS1_pdM:http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_g6E0kRudQgw/SZBT3z_fL2I/AAAAAAAAAHw/QCILRgSfOiM/s320/HuntersRussianSpy-739968.jpg

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seantang | 1 year, 11 months ago
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Hmmm. No wonder you look so familiar. I have seen you in this video many years ago:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B77ZophoD-U&feature=related
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Youtube Cccp - American Soviets

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buddawiggi | 1 year, 11 months ago Report

Now that is one of those moments that I wish never made it to YouTube.. of course I cannot either confirm or deny that I am or am not in that video.. but that guy does look familiar.

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garyallen | 1 year, 11 months ago
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In Los Angeles, give Sharon Martinez a call at (310) 477-6565..

If you're on the East Coast, you can call the John Gillies at the branch office at (305) 944-9101

Guaranteed they'll deal with you

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buddawiggi | 1 year, 11 months ago Report

I didn't need to check.. I knew who they were.

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buddawiggi | 1 year, 11 months ago Report

I have spoken with both Martinez and Gillies and they both told me to find the next message here in Mahalo Answers.. is this some kind of trick? Psychological testing or warfare?

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garyallen | 1 year, 11 months ago Report

Have you checked to see who they are?

Special Agent Martinez or Special Agent Gillies will hook you up.

Source: http://www.fbi.gov/contact/fo/fo.htm

Back in a few hours...

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bklynjs | 1 year, 11 months ago
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You would report to your handler and he takes it from there.

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