I would rather be a pig who could fly.
A whole lot of things would happen at the very first time I took to the air in flight.

"When pigs fly"
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I would rather be a teleporting turtle....
Beam me up Scotty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ODrdBEztyY
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I would rather be a teleporting turtle. I could easily go anwhere I wanted, exploring the whole world, even teleport underwater. And, I would live to be over 100 years old, since I'm a turtle. Just strap a camera to my back and I'll go in the deep ocean to make new discoveries. It would be lots of fun!
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I dont care what special features I would have as a teleporting Turtle and I dont think I would use my wings to fly if I were a pig but I must say I'd rather be a Pig there is no question about that !

Why ?

I bet you did not know ....
~ if you would scream of the top of your lungs for 8 years, 7 month and 4 days that you would have enough energy to heat up a cup of coffee ! ( would it be really worth it ? )

~ if you would fart for 6 years and 9 month you would have enough Gas to create a Atomic Bomb ? ( its starting to look better )

~ that a pigs orgasm last for 30 minutes ? ( I want to be a pig in my next life )

~ if you hit your head against a wall you will use up to 150 calories ? ( I am still thinking about that pig )

~ that a cockroach can survive 9 days with his head off before it dies ?

~ that some lions "do it" up to 50 times a day ? ( I still would rather be that pig - quality over quantity ! )

~ that butterflies can lick their own feet ? ( that had to be put out there - who wants to die without ever knowing this ? )

~ that elephants are the only animals that cant jump ? ( its better that way if you ask me )

~ that the Urin from a cat phosphorizes in the dark ? ( who pays for this to be discovered ? )

~ that the eye of a ostrich is bigger then his brain ? ( I know people that arent different from this brid at all !)

~ Sea stars dont have brains ? ( again I know people like that )

~ that Polarbears are left handed ? ( and I should care because .......? )

~ that Humans and Dolphins are the only ones who have sex just for the fun of it ? ( hey what about the Pig ??? )

so i rest my case ...lol
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