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Why Did Billy Mays Really Die?

This is the section for you to get on your wild side, be creative and have fun, thinking of your own way to explain the death of our wonderful magic maker Billy Mays, we know what the news tells us, but what REALLY happened? This is not offensive anyway, so if you take this seriously (not that I don't it's just for the fun of it) then you don't HAVE to post a reply. Here's my story, Billy mays became so usless inside and outside, that his mind went blank when he couldn't think of another ingenious invention to create and decided to lock himself in his home bathroom to forever sit. He became hungry and thought, wait, I'm locked in here! So he then looked over and found a box of oxy putty. He tried to survive off eating the putty when he noticed one of the ingrediants said diluted oxidizers.
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July 22, 2009 08:33 PM
Billy Mays was embalmed with OxyClean. His grave, after being shut using Mighty Putty, will be lowered into the ground using the Hercules Hook.

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marshazzle marshazzle
 
July 23, 2009 12:59 AM
Haha, these are great, keep it up!

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shuirikan shuirikan
 
July 22, 2009 11:45 PM
He mixed glycerol soap and potassium permanganate he found by the bathtub and went !BOOM!

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colonial b... colonial b...
 
July 23, 2009 12:23 AM
He had a heart condition, and days before he was in an airplane that had to make an emergency landing. Maybe the shock killed him. I know it was days before, but its been known to happen. Its just a theory....

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winmaster winmaster
 
July 25, 2009 05:58 PM
Isn't that how he really died? I believe that the asker wants a fictional but humorous response.

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winmaster winmaster
 
July 25, 2009 06:04 PM
He was replacing John Madden as the person selling the Quick Pop Popcorn Popper and he accidentally killed himself plugging it in.


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marshazzle marshazzle
 
July 26, 2009 12:52 AM
I see you guys are getting creative with this, I'd decide my favourite in a little bit, how about at least one more entry mates!

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thereal_ye... thereal_ye...
 
July 26, 2009 07:02 PM
omg! i did not know he died!

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