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demanda
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BEST ANSWER  decided by votes   |  demanda  |  April 29, 2009 01:15 PM  |  view on twitter
Q: How did that pig get on the roof?!
A: The swine flew!

voted helpful: albanian

Voted as best: stephenk, jeffhoard
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benjaminla...
benjaminlang  |  May 27, 2009 11:33 AM
It was once said a black man will be president when pigs fly...
100 days into Obamas presidency, swine flu!
joaovv
joaovv  |  June 15, 2009 02:13 AM
dattappan
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dattappan  |  April 28, 2009 09:21 PM  |  view on twitter
Some people considers Swine flu as a joke and even move forward to make Swine flu jokes. Its not a good habit to make joke out of a serious epidemic.

You should join hand's with people affected with Swine flu and should help them. Don't laugh at a person when he/she is in trouble.
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ml962
ml962  |  April 28, 2009 09:30 PM
You shouldn't join hands with people affected with swine flu. You'll catch swine flu.
thecairoca...
thecairocat  |  April 29, 2009 02:08 AM
I knew someone was going to say that!
mo3
mo3  |  April 29, 2009 05:24 PM
Aww man, ml's comeback was hilarious. Was this set up? If so, nice!
leviticusw...
leviticuswasright  |  September 07, 2009 07:06 PM
I've got swine flu right now! I found this page because I went looking for jokes to put on my Facebook. It is absolutely ESSENTIAL to make jokes about it - that is how human being put things in their right place. The one thing I could not do is whine about it and play victim! And having swine flu isn't like being beaten up - no additional help is required! Better jokes are though!
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bestdriver70  |  April 29, 2009 12:03 AM  |  view on twitter
I know this is not a laughing matter but I just had to find out for myself.

Will there be a mass outbreak of Human/Avian Swine flu? When pigs fly."

voted helpful: albanian, jeffhoard

Voted as best: pazaq
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albanian
albanian  |  April 29, 2009 02:37 AM
That's a good one!
People have been making jokes about epidemics at least since the bubonic plagues of the middle ages. It seems to be a natural reaction to relieve tension.
moomoo50
moomoo50  |  May 02, 2009 09:15 PM
its not an epidemic its an Epigdemic lol theres a few these are the ones i've heard

did u know theres a new sign for swine flu u can get a rash bt its ok u can put some OINKment

Erm u know wat they said bout the chances of bird flu nd swine flu mixing? Wens pigs can fly

as two friends walked through the snow piglet thought how lucky he was to have pooh pooh thought if he f--kin sneezes he's dead

have you heard they say theres a pandemic of swine flu!!! what they meanby this is that theres been a snout break

I heard that the first symptom is that you come out in rashers

need to get tested for swine flu. I've not been to Mexico, but God knows I've slept with some pigs in my time..
thecairoca...
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thecairocat  |  April 29, 2009 02:07 AM  |  view on twitter
Well, there are these jackasses going up to people at my school and saying:

Jackass: Do you have Swine Flu?

Person: No

Jackass: (wipes hand on person's face) Now you do!

Not a joke, but still, have some sympathy.

voted helpful: jeffhoard

voted unhelpful: albanian

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albanian
albanian  |  April 29, 2009 02:40 AM
That's not a joke, and disgusting too. Bestdriver found a joke.
bestdriver...
bestdriver70  |  April 29, 2009 02:46 AM
Well I didn't want to offend anyone so I picked one that wasn't real bad anyway.
bunnyphuph...
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bunnyphuphu  |  April 29, 2009 08:51 PM  |  view on twitter
"The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment."

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mmD2v8ZAkac/SZiXKtwxTdI/AAAAAAAAA8Q/xDeYk7bhfCM/s320/oinkment.jpg
Voted as best: librarian
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michaelros...
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michaelrose  |  May 01, 2009 09:00 AM  |  view on twitter
I just called the National SwineFlu Advice telephone service.

All I got was crackling.
source(s):
A colleague at work. And now on Twitter.

voted helpful: jeffhoard

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tblgol
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tblgol  |  May 01, 2009 12:34 PM  |  view on twitter
Dont make jokes about it.... My friend really thought he had it... broke out in rashers all over his body..
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barnetttm
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barnetttm  |  May 02, 2009 02:51 AM  |  view on twitter
Did you hear Kermit the Frog is sick?
Yeah, He got Swine Flu from Ms. Piggie, when he was asked about it he replyed, "Bitch told me she was clean".
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waynemorgan  |  May 17, 2009 10:44 PM  |  view on twitter
this little piggie went to market
this little piggie stayed at home
this little piggie had roast beef
this little piggie had none
this little piggie had swine flu and now theyre all gone!!!
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