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What was your favorite joke as a child?

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janakan janakan
 
 July 02, 2009 09:34 AM
Q: Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
A: He was out standing in his field.
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• just the kind of joke i was looking for.
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July 02, 2009 06:46 AM
An ant and an elephant got married, despite the best advice of their friends.

During their first intercourse the elephant suffered a heart attack and died.

"Crap," said the ant, "five minutes of passion, and now I get to spend the rest of my life digging a grave."

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July 02, 2009 01:22 PM
A young boy walked in on his parents having sex on the sofa. He asked his Mom what they were doing.

"We were baking a cake, son." she replied.

The next day he asked his Mom if they had baked a cake again. She replied, "Yes". "I thought so," he said," I licked the frosting off of the couch."

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