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mjgprod mjgprod
 
M$8 January 16, 2009 10:33 PM

What is the funniest thing you have either seen or heard? What is truly LOL worthy?

Feel free to post videos, audio clips, photos, jokes, etc. But truly, I'd really like to know what people find funny these days.

People getting injured?
Offensive statements?
People make fools of themselves?
Good clean humor?

What makes you laugh-out-loud? How can something be extremely guffaw worthy to one, yet unable to provoke a smirk from others?

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clarusvisu... clarusvisu...
 
 January 17, 2009 01:25 AM

eI think the funniest thing I ever experienced was the infamous Loveline Holocaust call. It has to be heard to be believed, and I was lucky enough to have heard it on the air when it actually happened.

The backstory is that a phone sex operator calls into the show to ask Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew for advice on how to keep guys on longer so that she can meet a quota or make more money or whatever. Saying anymore will spoil it, but I remember laughing hysterically for a VERY long time upon hearing it. From thidescription, it should be obvious that there is NSFW content, but at the same time, this was on nationally-syndicated radio, so don't expect anything THAT bad'.

Download it in mp3 format (courtesy of Houndbite) or stream it right here on Mahal:

http://s3.amazonaws.com/houndbite/Loveline_Clips-upload-s9v319rr2qyf.mp3

P.S. Adam's comments toward the end are supposed to be parody/satirical, don't take them seriously.


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• This made me laugh the most. It is very funny.

I would have liked some more psychological answers, but this will do. Thanks!


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dumblonde dumblonde
 
January 16, 2009 10:43 PM
This video is absolutely the most hilarious thing I've seen in a while.

Warning: Somewhat NSFW but do watch it. It's really funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxxBxvOGXm0

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ppalmer21 ppalmer21
 
January 16, 2009 10:57 PM
That's HYSTERICAL!

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nativenerd nativenerd
 
January 16, 2009 11:05 PM
Haha...I love it!

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nativenerd nativenerd
 
January 16, 2009 10:59 PM
Lovingly called slow jerk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkgMbU-we1o

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easyeboy easyeboy
 
January 16, 2009 11:05 PM
This is hilarious:

Prangstgrup - Reach! A Lecture Musical Prank!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SwhzFsuvQc

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peterliebe... peterliebe...
 
January 16, 2009 11:45 PM
Cat attacks baby. Enough said.

But if you need more, Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis is also amazing.


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rosshann rosshann
 
January 17, 2009 12:04 AM
I was helping a guy deliver some furniture.  So he picks me up with his truck, it is early in the morning and we are going to stop for a coffee for the road.  We say nothing to each other, the radio is not even on.  It is stone quiet.  We casually sip our coffee, then after ten minutes this guy turns to me and in a dry monotone voice he tells me in one long sentence.  " I had a dream last night that a worm wearing a french beret was living up my ass and smoking dope".  Instantly I burst out laughing hard, this guy starts laughing.  We were laughing so hard he had to stop the truck so we could recover.  I never laughed so hard for so long.  Your sitting in a truck super early in the morning and a guy looks at you barely awake and tells you this?  From that moment on I beleive every sterotype about furniture movers!!
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ibdense ibdense
 
January 17, 2009 12:31 AM
In Reno, Nevada, at 309 E Moana Lane, there is a sign for two businesses.

The top sign says "Sushi Club" and the bottom one says "Neptune Society."

I find this funny. A kind of distasteful circle of life.

For those of you that are notimmediately hit by the irony, I submit the following.
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You eat the sushi at the Sushi Club.
Then you die.
Then your ashes are disposed of at sea by the Neptune Society.
A fish eats your ashes.
Then a fisherman catches the fish and sells it to a fish monger who sells it to the Sushi Club.
Then you are fed to another patron of the Sushi Club.
...and it starts all over.

Sorry for the quality of the picture. It was the only one I could find.


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shakespear... shakespear...
 
January 17, 2009 01:40 PM
Hamlet: A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm.

Claudius: What dost thou mean by this?

Hamlet: Nothing but to show you how a king may go a progress through the guts of a beggar.

You are totally channeling my boy Shakespeare there! Bonus points for working in "fishmonger", another Hamlet reference ("Excellent well, you are a fishmonger!") which also happens to be slang for "pimp".

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ibdense ibdense
 
January 17, 2009 10:27 PM
Wow. I'm channeling Shakespeare and I didn't even know I had a Shakespeare receiver! LOL Thanks for the comment. There truly is nothing new under the sun.

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socrtwo socrtwo
 
January 18, 2009 01:41 PM
Question: What do you get when you throw a hand greande into a French kitchen?

Answer: Linoleum Blown Apart.

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michaelpau... michaelpau...
 
January 19, 2009 08:28 AM
These have made my day over the years..

http://www.break.com/index/skateboarder-terribly-painful-landing.html

http://www.break.com/index/broken-skateboard-has-last-laugh.html

and these two made me laughy as well...


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bugsy bugsy
 
January 19, 2009 03:15 PM
How to negotiate

http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=27831439

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elly2222 elly2222
 
January 19, 2009 10:53 PM

Because it's a send-up of everything ridiculous about gangster rap:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw

Because it's so very wrong:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57ta7mkgrOU



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