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krishirst
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BEST ANSWER  chosen by asker   |  krishirst  |  December 10, 2008 03:43 PM
I noticed that most of the stories have this underlying message that nobody is paying any attention to Bush at all. He's nailed to the wall in the White House for 27 hours and nobody notices! That's funny!

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lon
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lon  |  December 08, 2008 05:52 AM
Very interesting. I think you're on to something with the "not paying attention" angle. Perhaps the joke is that this is what Bush would have to do to get into the newspaper? Endure some superhuman physical punishment?

I also notice that the final sentence is the same on both linked articles. "President Bush is resting comfortably in Bethesda Naval Hospital." Maybe the joke is the matter-of-fact, lifeless way a newspaper reports incidents of great import or drama. And the fact that it's happening to President Bush would be more like an afterthought.

I think this second theory is bolstered by past Onion articles that revel in elaborate descriptions of horrifying, gruesome trauma.
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carriep
carriep  |  December 09, 2008 06:22 PM
These are hillarious. And graphically detailed. I wonder how accurate the medical descriptions are. I've got a pretty good medical vocablulary for a layperson, and it seems to be reasonably accurate. At the very least they did a quick Google search for anatomy.
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jeffhoard  |  December 09, 2008 08:57 PM
Perhaps they are poking fun at the many times Bush has been injured during his presidency. For example when he fell off his bike in May of 04 (http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/05/22/bush.fall/) or in July of 05 (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8487719/) and how about when he fell off a segway.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/2989000.stm
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carriep
carriep  |  December 14, 2008 10:47 PM - New Source
Oh my goodness...something like this nearly happened for real. An Iraqi reporter threw a shoe at President Bush. He ducked though.

Gotta admire the guys reflexes.
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