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Does anyone know any sites of dumb sayings

like for example:

"tuna smells like dead fish"
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re_io_ms re_io_ms
 
 September 03, 2009 06:37 PM
Comedy Zone
http://www.comedy-zone.net/quotes/

The Quote Garden
http://www.quotegarden.com/humorous.html

Funny Sayings
http://www.funnysayings4u.com/

No Dumb Questions is pretty good too
http://nodumbquestions.net/default.aspx


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epicurus epicurus
 
September 02, 2009 06:38 AM
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn’t concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.

ext I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn’t noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn’t have any patients.
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http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/clean-funny-jokes/funny-job...


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