Despite popular belief (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/doug-lee-biggest-toolbox-ever-229343/index46.html) recent studies have shown that doug lee in fact, is NOT the biggest toolbox ever.

The mounting research has shown that the biggest toolbox in all of history is actually Allen Kessler (followed by Doug Lee, Hitler, Joe Hachem, and this guy: http://www.dareland.com/hakim/andrehakim.htm).Some of Kessler's accomplishments that have earned him this extinguished title are:

- Stalling tournaments near/on the bubble
- Pointing out to Pokerstars that the blinds get to high relative to stack sizes
late in tournaments (no word yet on why this might be)
- Setting the record for "Most Threads Started About Oneself on an Internet
Message Board"
- Breaking the news to the poker world "Unassigned" on Pokerstars is
Terrance "Not Johnny" Chan
- His playful table banter with Barry Greenstien
- Asking people "Who came up with the nickname chainsaw for Allen Kessler"
- Being a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or the stream of water itself.
- Defending Gonzo (aka Vannessa Russo)
- Responding to his own threads more than everyone else combined
- Referring to himself as "chainsaw"
- Making post to whine about getting knocked out of tournaments in non BBV forums (nominated for Phil Hellmuth "look how bad they have to play to beat me award")
- Bragging about finishing #227 in in the Cardplayer 2008 standings
Source(s):
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/search.php?searchid=7826624&pp=25


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