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martron3000 | April 27, 2009 09:31 PM | in Humor

I have an overwhelming urge to go roll around in mud--does this mean I have swine flu?

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BEST ANSWER chosen by asker | dcanswerer | April 27, 2009 09:40 PM

It could be you've just been watching too much CNN and Fox News coverage and you wanted to get clean, and even rolling around in the mud would make you feel cleaner than watching 7 hours of Wolf Blitzer & Co talk about nothing but swine flu. :-)

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Well, luckily for me, I only get my news from the internet, where you can always trust whatever you see or read and never encounter any kind of hype or scams.

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dumblonde | April 27, 2009 10:31 PM

Nah. Start worrying when you begin looking like this guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw5DNuk42GU

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brian san | April 27, 2009 11:06 PM

Don't worry, this is just your subconscious trying to fend off any dangerous social situations. By remaining covered in mud, it thinks that you will be shunned by other humans and remain Flu free. And as for the actual pigs, they just aren't in to you what with your upright walking and all.

Video added to show that your not alone.