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How many jokes have been written starting with "A ______ walks in to a bar"? Bonus: List the creatures filling the _______

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 March 08, 2009 03:13 PM
I'll start a list:
An amnesiac
A baby seal
Bacon and Eggs
A bear
A brain
Charles Dickens
A chicken
A corn stalk
A cowboy
A crow
A dog
A drunk
A duck
A dyslexic guy
A five-dollar bill
A giraffe
A goldfish
A grasshopper
A Guy
A hamburger
A horse
An Irishman
A jumper cable
A kangaroo
A leprechaun
A man
A mushroom
A neutron
An old lady
A polar bear, penguin, and a giraffe
A penguin
A piece of rope
A piece of string
A pig
A pirate
A pony
A professor
A skeleton
A snake
Two blondes
Two cartons of yogurt
Two hydrogen atoms
Two cannibals
Two peanuts
Source(s):
These include some of them:
http://mysite.verizon.net/cbladey/walktodrink/walkbar.html
http://www.funny2.com/bar.htm



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March 08, 2009 02:13 PM
Hi,

I would love to give an exact answer brian san, but this would be impossible. There are hundreds of A ______ walks in to a bar jokes because there could be hundreds of combinations with all the animals that exist with a separate thing at the end. A __________ walks in to a bar _______________. Sorry to bring it to an awfully abrupt and negative answer but that is it.

If you want to know jokes like them, ask your question again but saying "List any jokes that start with A ______ walks into a bar ____________.

cjd

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