There are a number of factories I would like to own once I find a giant pit of money buried just beneath the crust of the earth.

First I'd have a CHOCOLATE factory - I'm a chocoholic, and damn the FDA, I'd run my fingers through the chocolate vats and pluck candies right off the assembly line. How? Well, it's my own chocolate factory of course! I'm not selling this to any of you non-chocolate-factory-having people.

Then, I'd add on a TELEPORTER wing to my factory to research, test, and manufacture teleporters. In fact, I've already begun a small version of this factory in my basement. It involves a box, some string, and a couple tin cans.

Next, I'd add a CRAYON factory. Ever since I watched that Sesame Street feature as a kid where they visit a crayon factory, I've always wanted one. And I love the smell of crayons! I think I'd kick back and read books inside my crayon factory all day long!

Lastly, I'd construct a HOLIDAY DECORATIONS factory, specializing in Halloween and Christmas decor - there'd be tinsel, graves, cauldrons, and reindeer (not necessarily in that order). I'd invest in new research scientists to walk around my factory floor with clipboards and shout "No, no! Bigger, we need more pus!".

So maybe I'm still a big kid inside, but wouldn't it be great?

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