He doesn't have to manipulate it, isn't it plain as day Obama is really Bigfoot's half brother from Hawaii? They sought out their plan for control of the US from an early age at a hope to make bad photography illegal. Big foot was going to run, but hairy wasn't a popular enough minority to get the peace prize.

The aliens only eliminated all the votes for Ron Paul to give Obama a chance as an apology for Enki's mating indiscretions.

Nessie wants no involvement, after a messy break up several years back with Bigfoot's cousin Rosie Odennel, she cut her ties to the Bigfoot family.

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/23-End%20of%20Month/rosie-oterror.jpg

As proof I present these images.. People tried to cover them up as racial slander, but, it's really all about Bigfoot.

http://biseor.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/obama_monkey.jpg
http://sheikyermami.com/wp-content/uploads/obama-monkey.jpg
http://newworldodor.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/obama_monkey_n----r.jpg
http://mikeely.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/obama-monkey-shirt.jpg
http://www.sockpoliticians.com/images/obama-monkey.jpg

And the plot thickens! Bush is also in relation to Bigfoot according to the internet...
http://beattherich.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/bush_monkey3.jpg
http://doctorbulldog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/8130george-w-bush-monkey-posters.jpg
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The best evidence that Bigfoot is secretly controlling the United States government is the first in the nation New Hampshire Primary.

Somewhere along the way the New Hampshire Bigfoot Investigation Guild (not so coincidentally headquartered in Dixville Notch NH) got wrapped up in actually selecting the next President of the United States. They have tried for years but have been largely unsuccessful.(due to the Guilds efforts)

The only thing keeping the Bigfoot guild from actually getting it right every four years is the elusiveness and seclusion of Bigfoot himself. His current address is marked by the (A) in the below map, Bigfoot is almost never home and is always nowhere to be found on election night at midnight when the other 15 townsfolk vote.(reportedly very shy)



Click here for a map of the area.

The last know sighting of the politically charged but politically timid Bigfoot was near the statehouse in Concord (allegedly headed to Uno's Chicago Grill where he worked part time) But this sighting has not been confirmed and has even been outright disputed by the videographer themselves.

Watch the video here you can see Bigfoot has the Presidential gait (some would say Harry and the Hendersons but I disagree)

Below here is an actual photo of Bigfoot peering through the trees near the polling station in Dixville Notch in 2008 (when we selected Hillary) had he been a bit more courageous who knows how things might have turned out.



The only year when Bigfoot (in the mouth) was actually able to get to the polling station and cast his hairy vote was the 1996 election where his went with Pat Buchanan leaving a stunned Robert Dole and an entire nation trembling with fear.

Each year we have to find a way to distract Mr. Bigfoot from voting or something like this Buchanan event may happen again! We (the New Hampshire Bigfoot Investigation Guild) have been successful with this job but we need your help and donations can be sent in Mahalo Dollars to my profile as a direct question and will be put to the best use possible (Free rides to Bingo and scratch tickets, Bigge loves to win at anything especially Bingo) Thank you in advance. @buddawiggi

Don't let Bigfoot become one of these guys. You will thank us in the future I'm sure of it.
Source(s):
http://www-cgi.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/1996/news/9602/20/nh.results/

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Wake up!!! Big Foot!!?? This is so obvious. The government is being controlled through an organization known as the New International Konspriacy of Elites, otherwise known as NIKE.

http://www.aladream25.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/nike-logo.jpg

There is some evidence that there is also an alien influence involved. I would not be a bit surprised.

http://www.famousfootwear.com/ProductImages/shoes_ia21298.jpg

I have only scorn for those who see this as an American Problem. Clearly, this organization is International. And they use International Agents. Agents of enormous power who tower over the rest of us.

http://a.espncdn.com/media/nba/2004/1013/photo/g_ming_vi.jpg

I know that some of you still have hope. But how can there be hope now that one of THEM has dribbled his way into the Presidency. You know. A BASKETBALL player.

http://blogs.watoday.com.au/executive-style/allmenareliars/BarackObamaBasketball.jpg

(Is there any surprise that the first dimension of this pictorial evidence is 666!!!???)

And we know, even if no one else will say it, just who controls the man in the White (Shoe) House.

http://sportszoneatv.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/phil_jackson_300_070402.jpg

Abandon Hope, small footed ones!!!

http://www.fabuloussavings.com/online/us/finishline/images/customCampaign/hart1a_mens_nike_air_indee_high_shoes.jpg
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From the SP (Scandalous Press): My fellow investigative reporter and I used our pimp mouse and cat hooker costumes from Halloween to examine the latest allegations that Bigfoot is not only manipulating the United States government, but in fact has been developing an evil plot to fully control our entire country. With lightning speed, we've traveled from coast to coast to dig up evidence for you, stopping in government offices to stun workers with our Bigfoot questions wherever possible.

One of our first big breaks was meeting Agent 88, and being able to travel with him in his special car was quite informative.

http://www.boomspeed.com/saberdeen/RedCar88.jpg

Agent 88 was able to advise us on some significant details. One of these little-known facts is that Bigfoot often disguises his big feet by wearing special shoes he designed himself.

http://www.boomspeed.com/saberdeen/BlackCatShoes.jpg

What most people don't realize is that no ordinary citizen has ever caught the real Bigfoot because he is often on vacation. Bigfoot not only has big feet, but is also a time traveler, and time travelers are difficult to track or catch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSpKWzJIs4Y

Instead of running with the bulls, he runs with the sheep.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ljbdMU6F3M&feature=related

He even hangs out with Mr. Potato Head in Idaho.

http://www.boomspeed.com/saberdeen/PotatoHeadWalking.jpg

It is suspected that Bigfoot occasionally appears in other areas of the country, including Arizona, Oregon and Indiana to distract us from his participation behind the scenes in Washington, DC.

Technology is a big factor, as revealed here:

http://www.newsweek.com/id/157545

There's a reason these are called BigFoot Mobile carts. He needs to be able to move around but still send orders to Congress and the White House:

http://www.bigfootmobilecarts.com/Government-Military.htm

All of this may seem only mildly disturbing at first, but only if you don't realize that Steve Jobs, in coordination with several corrupt members of Congress and a few White House interns, is working with Bigfoot to take control of the country one state at a time. This will begin in Idaho.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VXnXs6Tay0

Our most credible sources, Big Tooth Peanut and Eye Spy Tree, have confirmed this.

http://www.boomspeed.com/saberdeen/BigToothPeanut.jpg

http://www.boomspeed.com/saberdeen/EyeSpyTree.jpg

Furthermore, top government officials have met with representatives of the alien races worshipped by Bigfoot. Our world will be destroyed if we don't cooperate.

http://www.boomspeed.com/saberdeen/AlienBigFoot.jpg

http://www.boomspeed.com/saberdeen/ScarySmokyMonster.jpg

Even the Russians want our Bigfoot:
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/usa/pages/US-claims-Russia-invaded-Georgia-to-gain-control-of-Bigfoot-Scrape-TV-The-World-on-your-side.html

Fortunately, there is hope. The one thing Bigfoot fears? Sleestak!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTPWDlpzASg

Marshall, Will and Holly are in private talks with the Sleestak to secure their cooperation in the underground effort to take our country back from Bigfoot. They know if he's not stopped here, the Land of the Lost is next.
Source(s):
Note: photos are from icanhascheezburger website.

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He moves weather stations onto parking lots so the temperature reading is higher.
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