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How much "wood" would a woodchuck "chuck" if the woodchuck if he was jacked up on mountain dew and then got ran over in the street?

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cherise | 2 years, 1 month ago
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If he got run over in the street, then I bet the woodchuck would not be chucking much of anything!

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garyallen | 2 years, 1 month ago
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Until his teeth fell out,probably, because at that point, it can't dig into the wood anymore.
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bklynj | 2 years, 1 month ago
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And what do you want for your third birthday?

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shewolfsilver | 2 years, 1 month ago
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Well, that's what he gets for drinking that Mountain Dew! Doesn't it have the highest content of caffeine of all the soft drinks? I heard that somewhere. Poor little woodchuck just couldn't handle it. :(

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bklynj | 2 years, 1 month ago Report

It also has the highest sugar content and that is why so many people down South have no teeth. There was actually a drive against it by Dentist to get the Feds to limit it's sales.

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