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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

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n2linux | 3 years, 5 months ago
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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris?

All of it.

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tko | 3 years, 5 months ago
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A woodchuck leaves California travelling at 4MPH. His cousin woodchuck leaves Miami travelling in the opposite direction at 5MPH. They plan to meet in the middle, then travel to Vegas (as Greater American Woodchucks do.) It has been determined via satellite imagery that there are 15.3 major forests (assume 924 cords of wood per forest) along their path (assume an even distribution of forests), then a further 4.6 equivalent wooded areas between their meeting-point and Vegas (with the same wood density).

Unfortunately the Californian woodchuck was high, went in the wrong direction, so they both walked into the sea and drowned. The Miami woodchuck did find two pieces of driftwood on the beach though.

Answer: two.

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disleksic | 3 years, 5 months ago
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42!

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amshaz | 3 years, 5 months ago
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None, no wood whatsoever.
Applying the newly fabricated law of woodchuckian inverse proportionality (WIP) yields a solid proof.

1+-1=0*

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(How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood) + (How much chuck would a chuckwood chuck if a chuckwood could wood chuck) = 0
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spudrph | 3 years, 5 months ago
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Obvious.

A woodchuck would chuck as much as he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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c.k. | 3 years, 5 months ago
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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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justingerard | 3 years, 5 months ago
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BAN.
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darcy logan | 3 years, 5 months ago
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None.
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, it would choose not to. "Chuck" can mean "eat" or "toss." I do not see a groundhog (aka woodchuck) needing to do either, even if it could.

Now a beaver, that's a different story.
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ssaunders42 | 3 years, 5 months ago
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as much as they could fit in there little hands

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drmatt | 3 years, 5 months ago
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A wood chuck would chuck a chunk of wood.

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nitewatchman | 3 years, 5 months ago
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A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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nitewatchman | 3 years, 5 months ago Report

I don't know much about wood chucks and if they would chuck or could chuck wood, but my friend Chuck Wood said he would chuck as much wood at a wood chuck just to see if a wood chuck would chuck or could chuck it back at Chuck Wood.

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albanian | 3 years, 5 months ago
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