How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

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masontx | 3 years, 2 months ago view on twitter

"The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds."

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toofat2serve | 3 years, 2 months ago view on twitter

42 furlongs per fortnite at 3 knots.

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stacy90802 | 3 years, 2 months ago view on twitter

It depends on the compensation package. Woodchucks working for AIG have single-handedly leveled entire old-growth redwood forests in just a matter of few days, once their retention bonuses hit their checking accounts via direct deposit

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