2 years, 1 month ago
How many Rush Weeks will there be?
I'm just curious if this will go on forever?
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I will give you a cross between a David Letterman and a Craig Ferguson type answer. Since I am not on staff, I can do that and not be fired :) If I was on staff and not allowed to say and knew the answer, and I answered then I could be fired also.
So, I'll just save everyone the hassle of figuring it all out and also maybe contribute some interesting food for thought also!!!!
TOP TWENTY REASONS YOU KNOW THAT RUSH WEEK IS OVER:
20. When all the Vertical Managers are horizontal from overwork!
19. When Mahalo is the biggest employer of writers in the world!
18. When Jason Calacanis has accumulated enough vacation time to take a year off!
17. When no one can remember who that person was whose first name was RUSH!
16. When they finally realize that there is no more room for new members in Mahalo !
15. When the letter "W" has fallen off the computer of the official Mahalo secretary.
14. When the local Santa Monica bank permanently runs out of small bills!
13. When How to Beat Writer's Block becomes the most popular Mahalo page of all time!
12. When they realize that people no longer want to RUSH to get to RUSH WEEK - and they start on
RUSH MONTH, RUSH DAY, and RUSH WEEKEND next!
11. When all the cows come home - and Jason realizes that there is not enough room for them anymore in his dog house!
10. When Cindi Lauper starts to sing Gospel Songs while Dancing With the Stars!
9. When the How to Team becomes wealthy beyond their wildest dreams and BUYS Mahalo!
8. When no one can remember what the original meaning of the phrase Rush Week ever was!
7. When Computers become obsolete and we can dictate directly into our crystal butterfly or pet telephone!
6. When truckloads of Mahalo page edits clog the Santa Monica freeway for good!
5. When Disneyland opens a special Mahalo Page Manager rollercoaster ride!
4. When Mahalo University is founded up the street from the original Mahalo staff parking lot - might as well - there are enough parking spots for a university also!
3. When Craig Ferguson, Jay Leno, David Letterman and Suri Cruise FINALLY all join the How to Team!
2. When Mahalo TM. becomes a franchise giving out GOOD INFORMATION in EVERY COUNTRY!
1. When Jason finally says, OK guys - we can stop now!
ADDITIONAL READINGS:
Craig Ferguson
How to Become a Comedy Writer
How Mahalo Works
Photos Creative Commons by Refracted Moments™
So, I'll just save everyone the hassle of figuring it all out and also maybe contribute some interesting food for thought also!!!!
TOP TWENTY REASONS YOU KNOW THAT RUSH WEEK IS OVER:
20. When all the Vertical Managers are horizontal from overwork!
19. When Mahalo is the biggest employer of writers in the world!
18. When Jason Calacanis has accumulated enough vacation time to take a year off!
17. When no one can remember who that person was whose first name was RUSH!
16. When they finally realize that there is no more room for new members in Mahalo !
15. When the letter "W" has fallen off the computer of the official Mahalo secretary.
14. When the local Santa Monica bank permanently runs out of small bills!
13. When How to Beat Writer's Block becomes the most popular Mahalo page of all time!
12. When they realize that people no longer want to RUSH to get to RUSH WEEK - and they start on
RUSH MONTH, RUSH DAY, and RUSH WEEKEND next!
11. When all the cows come home - and Jason realizes that there is not enough room for them anymore in his dog house!
10. When Cindi Lauper starts to sing Gospel Songs while Dancing With the Stars!
9. When the How to Team becomes wealthy beyond their wildest dreams and BUYS Mahalo!
8. When no one can remember what the original meaning of the phrase Rush Week ever was!
7. When Computers become obsolete and we can dictate directly into our crystal butterfly or pet telephone!
6. When truckloads of Mahalo page edits clog the Santa Monica freeway for good!
5. When Disneyland opens a special Mahalo Page Manager rollercoaster ride!
4. When Mahalo University is founded up the street from the original Mahalo staff parking lot - might as well - there are enough parking spots for a university also!
3. When Craig Ferguson, Jay Leno, David Letterman and Suri Cruise FINALLY all join the How to Team!
2. When Mahalo TM. becomes a franchise giving out GOOD INFORMATION in EVERY COUNTRY!
1. When Jason finally says, OK guys - we can stop now!
ADDITIONAL READINGS:
Craig Ferguson
How to Become a Comedy Writer
How Mahalo Works
Photos Creative Commons by Refracted Moments™
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