How Many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight?
It told me that I could take 26 Justin Biebers. How many can you take?
Take the test here: http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/justin_bieber
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Phu that picture is disturbing, in fact they both are. I think the world has had enough of this kid, but what do I know...
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"You could survive for 58 SECONDS after kicking a bear in the balls." That seems about right. I've never been an exceptional bear wrestler.
I love The Oatmeal, especially the Pterodactyl: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/ptero
@mattman4 - I am proud of you! Remember not to be afraid of the hair. Instead, use it your advantage and grab it like the reins of a horse!
(we chicks rely on hair grabbing)
Since you have done so well, I think you would also do well with another test. Do you think you could survive after kicking a bear in the balls? Please show your score!
Good luck my glasshoppa!
http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/bear_balls
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Picture is creepy!
@bunnyphuphu it seems my body would feed 59 hungry weasels! That's a great deal of weasels. Good to know I'm good for something haha.
Oh Cosmo! tsk-tsk! Since your score is below average, I'll give you a more passive test to take. Why not try "How many hungry weasels could your body feed?" And remember... it's for a good cause. ;)
http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/weasels
That picture is incredibly creepy, isn't it?
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That's one more than me. I am proud of you!
As a prize... I am offering you another special quiz. This quiz will tell you how long you have before infection once you are bitten by a zombie.
http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/zombie_bite
Good luck! And please post your answer here if you like! ;)
(my score was 1 hour and 8 minutes)
Looks like I'll be right behind you at 1 hour and 13 minutes!!
Nom nom nom!
The Oatmeal is so hilarious...
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I'm sorry @pastorkayte - I only meant the pictures to make people giggle nervously, then say 'Ew'. Maybe this baby picture of me will help to quiet the nightmare...
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But in real, I just can't take him, fight or no fight.
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I guess I'm just not that brutal or anything... plus, we must remember to respect those who are older than us. Justin Bieber is 51 years old, so I must be polite somehow. XD
Justin Bieber Found To Be Cleverly Disguised 51-Year-Old Pedophile
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My score is: You could take 56 baboons in a giant dildo fight!
No cheating. I grew up in a rough neiborhood outside of Detroit so I had to learn how to fight quickly in life. Those questions about how many fights you had been in over your life change my score a lot. I was in more fights by my teens than the average person would see in a lifetime.
My family has jokingly had it's own fighting style that has been passed down for generations. We call it, "Irish pub fighting." It involves a lot of kicks to the knees, head butting, elbows, and bare knuckle punches. I might have been a scrawny kid, but I did not often lose. I would welcome the challenge of baboons.
Wow... Difficult weapon choice....
Well Vincent... I'm not sure if you're a genius, or just cheated on your test. It's obvious that you're super smart since you married a redhead... but just to be sure, I'm going to have to re-test you.
How many baboons do you think you could take in a fight? Keep in mind that this is so far removed from Justin Bieber... it's not funny. Plus, your only weapon would be a giant dildo. Good luck and Godspeed!
http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/baboon_dildo
Wow... redheaded Italian! I'm a redhead and I'M scared! lol
And Bunny---I am now scarred for life and feel like I need to burn out my eyeballs after seeing this picture!!!!!!Aghhhhhhhh nightmares!!!
But yes, I think I could take another dozen or so out, especially if they were dressed like this!!!
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I know the pic I posted was pretty bad, but it was a toss up between that one... and this!
That has to be a fake picture phu. No boy would ever dress like that. double ewww
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Dadly @bunnyphuphu I only have a 26% chance of surviving an intense lovemaking session with Bigfoot. What a downer.
Since you scored so well... try to beat my score of 36% on "What are your chances of surviving an intense lovemaking session with Bigfoot?"
http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/bigfoot_love
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Since you didn't do the first quiz or post your score, you have now been sentenced to do another quiz. How long do you think you could survive on the surface of the sun?
http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/sun_surface
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