How is masturbation committing adultery?
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Thank you for your wonderful question. After much careful consideration and deliberation, I have come to the conclusion that masturbation only constitutes adultery if you do it while fantasizing about someone who is much better looking than your spouse or partner. In most cases, I think that would constitute the majority of the time. However, logic suggests that fantasizing about someone who is hotter than your significant other while having sex would also constitute adultery, given this explanation. (Yes guys, women sometimes think about someone else while you are poking the okra. It doesn't mean that we don't love you. It just means that Vin Diesel or Ben Affleck are waaay hotter.)
Given that it is within human nature to masturbate, even into adulthood and the senior retirement village, and also to fantasize about other people while attempting to achieve orgasm, my assumptions here would be that we are all in fact a bunch of adulterous nymphomaniacs. In that case, praise the Lord and pass the K-Y.
With regards to the article about Christine O'Donnell, her anti-masturbation sentiments and participation with known anti-masturbation orgasmizations clears up so many things for me with regards to the tea party in general. I am just curious how Ms. O'Donnell feels about the fact that since her photos have been introduced to the internet, there are now millions of people around the world that "have lust in their heart" for her.
Here's to you, Christine O'Donnell.
Sincerely,
@kelraye78
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I just asked this question since Christine O'Donnell has been in the news.
http://blogs.courant.com/jim_shea/2010/09/masturbation-odonnell-and-tea.html
So you think that masturbation is only a 'coming of age' focus? What about adults?
Thanks Kelraye... now that I know that I'm an adulterous nymphomaniac, it makes masturbating so much easier!
That knife cuts both ways.
I was in college from the late 80s to the early 90s. Don't think that at a time when some guys had a poster of her on the wall right out of Married With Children, there weren't plenty of guys shtupping Christina Applegate in their minds.
This poster screams "80s!" and I'm pretty sure it's is the one:
PS, while I'm not particularly a fan and I don't think she'll win (for reasons other than the whole sex thing), O'Donnell is a cutie. And don't think there won't be plenty of college kids getting carpal tunnel syndrome over O'Donnell. At least she has a backup career--even though apparently, according to most media reports, she has no career at the moment except "candidate."
Coulda picked a better photo...
The video pretty much says that if it's warm enough, with enough encouragement, one could expect to see her in 'Rehoboth or Bethany Beach struttin; her stuff..and in Newark (at The University of Delaware) if she hasn't already.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlOp31V_Fvc
Gary: I thought the first photo that kelraye posted of O'Donnell (open mouth) would be perfect for the purposes of masturbation! ;)