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How do you plan to fight off the undead this Halloween weekend in your neighborhood?

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lvincentpoupard | 1 year, 7 months ago
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I have a machete in hand. It is the most effective weapon against the undead. Guns run out of bullets. Katana swords break. Knives take me too close. Pipes can take too many swings.

Zombies: I can cut their heads off, or bury the machete deep into their heads.

Vampires: Cut off the head, and burn it with my lighter.

Ghouls: Get them in the chest. Once the heart stops pumping, so do they.

I am ready!

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bobfirestone | 1 year, 7 months ago
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Call me old fashioned but there is no substitute for the feeling of revving a chainsaw as you cut through a zombie.

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bobtwist | 1 year, 7 months ago
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I dust off the old wood-chipper and attach it to the front of my car, then I patrol the streets in hopes to mow down some brain-eaters, they don't move so fast when they're crossing the street. Their bones help to sharpen the blades for fall clean up.

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pebbles | 1 year, 7 months ago
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We don't plan on doing anything differently than we do the rest of the year, except be extra careful that we're going after the undead rather than people in really good costumes. This is kind of a rural area, so shotguns and pickup trucks are the weapon of choice for zombies. They're effective and they minimize the risk that comes with personal contact. Most of us consider it bad form to jacklight zombies. however.

Vampires are a little harder, because you have to get close enough to stake them. We've found dancing to be an effective distraction. Most of the ones we get around here are older, so we hum a nice waltz or minuet, get the vampire dancing, and stake him or her during one of the dance figures. Of course, some of the more old school people prefer to roundhouse kick them and stake them when they're down. I guess it just depends on what goes bump in your own personal night.

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sabrinacareer | 1 year, 7 months ago
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These are my tips:

take a broom and sweep from east to west 3 times
take an apple, cut it in half and place a laurel leaf in the middle to protect your house
place garlic necklaces all over

and if all fails, take my possse and fight them off with chants and magic swords

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jdhatred | 1 year, 7 months ago
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Like L, I have a machete, however, something something I have that Mr. "I get to interview Stan Lee" probably doesn't is chainmail (yes, as in a 30 pound shirt that goes to my thighs- traded it for a tattoo) and a World War II German leather trench coat. I also have a nice, well preserved cedar staff that, with a little sharpening, will make a nice ranged stake. Might organize a neighborhood watch, but only people comfortable with swords over guns... the noise tends to draw more enemies than the convenience is worth. Also, I have two bottles of kerosene and a bottle of smokeless lamp oil. Undead lampings for everyone!
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