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What is your favorite answer to the question "where do babies come from?"
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Babies come from Africa and are brought back by celebrities, usually Madonna and Angelina Jolie.
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haha...cute!
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I tell anyone who asks that babies are formed when a single sperm from a man combines with an egg from a woman. The baby grows inside the woman's body and emerges from the woman's vagina 9 months after the sperm combines with the egg.
Of course, I use simpler language, the younger that the person who asks is. But I always tell them the truth.
Of course, I use simpler language, the younger that the person who asks is. But I always tell them the truth.
"well, son, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very very much..."
even though it's out of context, it makes a good answer to just about any question. it's a great time to see someone's face when you do it.
even though it's out of context, it makes a good answer to just about any question. it's a great time to see someone's face when you do it.
This one...it's so cute! (yet still accurate)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhY8L5XlGeU
Also, when I was a kid, I remember my older cousin explaining to me that women become pregnant by swallowing watermelon seeds. Apparently, the seed would plant into the woman's stomach and grow into a baby instead of a melon. I believed this for years. I'm still very careful not to swallow any seeds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhY8L5XlGeU
Also, when I was a kid, I remember my older cousin explaining to me that women become pregnant by swallowing watermelon seeds. Apparently, the seed would plant into the woman's stomach and grow into a baby instead of a melon. I believed this for years. I'm still very careful not to swallow any seeds.
Babies come from The tree of life. Man carries the seed inside him. Women carry the soil inside her. When Man plants the seed of life inside a woman in a perfect time and with love, the baby starts to grow inside the women. It takes 9 months to mature a baby to be born from the tree of life.
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