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gno
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BEST ANSWER  decided by votes   |  gno  |  October 16, 2009 01:05 AM
Where to start? Where to start?

Sorry Jeff, there IS something worse than the "bomber" kid. Witness, Menstruation Man:

http://www.wtfcostumes.com/costumes/black_belt_pad_costume.jpg

And in case that's not enough for you....here are some other costumes that made me physically cringe--and that says something! Not much shocks me, and I have a pretty vile sense of humor:

Catholic Priest With Child Costume
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2378/2021023522_5ac09de7e4.jpg

Walking Sperm Costume
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mrfRtHNd078/Sr0ruVVGWZI/AAAAAAAAAYI/hG1ZPL4zAZ4/s400/SpermHalloweenCostume.jpg

And Grown Man Being Birthed Costume!
http://www.midwestrocklobster.com/crapola/costume.gif

Shudder. Shudder. I can't imagine ever having the nerve to wear these even for a minute!

By the way, there actually was one costume that was even worse than these, but I didn't know if I could even post it on this website. Think about that. What could be so much worse than anything I just posted above? Let that thought sink in and blow your mind.

voted helpful: bunnyphuphu, windowshopping

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albanian
albanian  |  October 16, 2009 01:46 AM
Gee. I like those ones. Especially the Priest!
bunnyphuph...
bunnyphuphu  |  October 16, 2009 02:46 PM
Greats ones @gno!
strabismus
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strabismus  |  October 15, 2009 08:52 PM
Michael Jackson with an entourage of children.
Jesus with a cross.
Blackface minstrel.
Pornographic or other suggestive costume.
Hitler.
Osama Bin Laden.
PeeWee Herman.
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enigmatic1500  |  October 15, 2009 09:07 PM
Guys dressed in nappies with dummies in their mouths,trying to look like babies!
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quesera
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quesera  |  October 15, 2009 09:18 PM
I was sad to see someone go as Steve Erwin with a sting ray stabbing him through the heart, the year Steve died, but I gotta give the guy points for creativity.

I did like the hooker with "cocaine" under her nose, the Gitmo prisoner (who luckily wore pants), and the flasher with a trench coat full of candy.

I've been Jackie O, with a friend dressed as JFK, all post-assassination. I was also planning to go as a Ted Bundy victim, with a Ted of course, until that guy and I broke up right before Halloween ;)

voted helpful: worldflavors

Voted as best: worldflavors
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worldflavo...
worldflavors  |  October 15, 2009 11:27 PM
I remember seeing Bill Maher dressed up as Steve Irwin with the sting ray dangling from his chest. Very harsh, but that's Bill Maher for you.

You can see him here.
http://www.fugly.com/pictures/12701/bill_maher_steve_irwin.html
buddawiggi
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buddawiggi  |  October 15, 2009 09:33 PM
I had to take a minute to let my mind wander to the most offensive areas of fringe within. I tried to follows the trails of repugnance in my mind that would suffice for this answer. A truly offensive Halloween costume.

Obviously from the photo I am not the first to think of this and I would like to offer a ***Stearn Warning*** on the nature of this level of offensive.

Hopefully you can wear this to a party and bring some baked goods.

Warning do no click this link if you are AT ALL easily offended!

** this answer is merely an answer and in no way reflects my views.
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victoria_r...
victoria_reid  |  October 16, 2009 06:49 AM
That was - um - amazing. Yes, I laughed. I see the lightning bolt headed my way. Gotta scoot.

(thank you!)
jillbeth
jillbeth  |  October 16, 2009 06:33 PM
Oh, that's bad! Funny, but bad.
unwirklich
unwirklich  |  October 19, 2009 10:38 PM
I didn't find this that inappropriate.. but my god did I laugh.
lgalatea
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lgalatea  |  October 15, 2009 10:32 PM
A guy I knew once went as lady Godiva. Another friend went as a Klingon from Star Trek but he is like 4 foot 2, so it looked totally wrong.
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albanian
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albanian  |  October 16, 2009 02:02 AM
There are several schools of thought about Halloween costumes. One is that they should be frightening, one that they should be evil, but another one that they should be funny and another that they be sexy. And of course, there are the old school versions that think traditional witches, pumpkins, skeletons, undead etc are the way to go.

One thing is quite certain though, you are not supposed to be holy, tasteful, or normal. Superhero costumes are completely out of place, as are Cinderellas, Dorothies, etc. The idea is that the spirits of the dead and the folks that hang with them are out and about. Halloween is not for family values, except for the Adams family.

The most inappropriate Halloween costumes are Superman, Cinderella, Dorothy, and President Obama.
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chriswingate  |  October 16, 2009 03:44 AM
Obama's only inappropriate if most of your teachers voted for McCain.

*rimshot*
tranhawk
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tranhawk  |  October 16, 2009 02:12 AM
This is America!
Where freedom to express oneself is in the Bill of Rights!

Even more so during Halloween.

Nothing is inappropriate on October 31st.
Its simply a matter of taste.

Now wear any outfit on November 1st.
Then you are crazy!
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cherise
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cherise  |  October 16, 2009 02:40 AM
It's most inappropriate any time a parent dresses their little kid in something sexy. Eeeww!
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chriswinga...
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chriswingate  |  October 16, 2009 03:43 AM
I'm just gonna leave Super Sperm here and let the masses decide.
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romeo0830
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romeo0830  |  October 16, 2009 07:18 AM
Osama bin laden.
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easyeboy
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easyeboy  |  October 16, 2009 12:12 PM
How about the Bernard Madoff Mask
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javieraltm...
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javieraltman  |  October 16, 2009 03:55 PM
- Suicide Bomber
- Osama Bin Laden
- OJ Simpson
- Michael Jackson (too soon, unless it's MJ from Thriller, then it's ok)
- WTC
- Monica Lewinsky
- Dead President
- Priest with Altar Boy
- Altar Boy with/on Priest
- Oklahoma Bomber
- One of the kids from Columbine
- Cancer patient (bald wig, sick eyes and presto!)
- Airplane. Seriously, if you dressed like that and went crashing into people and buildings, it'd be seriously messed up.
- Any disability (especially if there's actually disabled people around you)

That's all I can think of right now, but think along those lines and you'll come up with a ton of inappropriate costumes.
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My twisted mind.
Voted as best: stanar
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pats
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pats  |  October 16, 2009 08:31 PM
Here they are:
Voted as best: unwirklich
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moonshadow
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moonshadow  |  October 18, 2009 11:58 PM
The worst Halloween costume I ever saw (at a huge costume party) was a man dressed as Michael Jackson with a baby doll strapped to his crotch. yes, it was an adult only party, but the costume was still in really bad taste. Apparently, the judges disagreed as he received second place in the individual costumes contest!
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