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Funny Irish Jokes (please!)

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demanda

March 17, 2009 05:35 PM

Why do so many people live in Ireland?
because the capital is always Dublin!

Why should you never iron a four-leaf clover?
because you don't want to press your luck!

What would you call an 8ft tall leprechaun carrying a club?
Sir!

Why shouldn't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
because they're always a little short!

What's big and purple and lies next to Ireland?
Grape Britain.
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http://blackdog4kids.com/holiday/pat/jokes/index.html

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