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I think we all know the answer to this question, much as I might hate to admit it:
http://siriusbuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/lange.JPG
http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20080806/293.lange.artie.080608.jpg
Yup, Artie Lange. I have a bit less salt in my beard, but otherwise...not a bad likeness.
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8c/Anne_Hathaway_(actress).jpg/413px-Anne_Hathaway_(actress).jpg
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Rick Schroder
James Spader
david hyde pierce
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http://www.lamag.com/uploadedImages/LA_Mag/laToZ/myLAtoZ/2009/images04/JonLovitz_h.jpg
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/33/Arnold_Schwarzenegger_edit%28ws%29.jpg/225px-Arnold_Schwarzenegger_edit%28ws%29.jpg
Back in my party days, Gary Busey.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4f/Gary_Busey_2007.jpg/220px-Gary_Busey_2007.jpg
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http://www.gossipboulevard.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/matthew_perry-1593.jpg
In reality, it would probably be someone closer to Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite)
http://media.movieweb.com/news/03.2006/jonHeder.jpg
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Natalie Portman
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Rgk1LCaY7_Y/R8EwUtCGNrI/AAAAAAAADpM/s5X357kfQ_I/s400/Natalie+Portman.jpg
or Zooey Deschanel
http://www.daemonstv.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/nup_106739_0644.jpg
...they are very kind and flattering people.
But maybe my 2 year-old daughter had it right this weekend. She was staying with my parents all weekend and missing me. But whenever she saw these movie ads come on tv with Rachel McAdams, she kept pointing to the screen and shouting, "MOMMY!"
http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Rachel_McAdams_Biography-2.jpg
Yes, my baby thinks I'm Rachel McAdams. Very kind baby. So maybe I should take her advice and cast her. What do you think?
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Us (me on the right)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2014/2351955211_d8fc0b75a2.jpg
Them
http://www.hsus.org/web-files/Hollywood/184x265_Zooey_and_Emily_Deschanel_Genesis_Awards_06.jpg
My personality is more serious, so Emily's a better choice for me. Zoey comes off, to me, as a bit wilder. Even though my sis is taller than I am. But it would totally be a fun movie about siblings, sibling rivalry and family. One of those quiet little dramadies about life, maybe directed by Penny Marshall.
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Just for fun.
http://www.urbanmoms.ca/juice/greg.jpg
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/0/3620/20_2007/zab2.jpg
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Here are my pics to play me:
1. Jack Coleman. He's the guy who plays HRG/Noah Bennet on Heroes. He looks a little like me and would bring some gravitas to the role.
2. Christopher Eccleston. You know, The Nineth Doctor and the invisible agent guy from Heroes. He's tall and also looks similar enough to me. He would have to put on an American accent, though.
3. Peter Griffin, just because I think that would be hilarious.
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| August 05, 2009 10:51 PM |
http://siriusbuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/lange.JPG
http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20080806/293.lange.artie.080608.jpg
Yup, Artie Lange. I have a bit less salt in my beard, but otherwise...not a bad likeness.
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August 05, 2009 11:27 PM
great answer, at least you are honest,
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August 06, 2009 12:05 AM
No, the perfect answer here is John Rhyes-Davies
http://www.throwmetheidol.com/autographs/davies.jpg

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August 06, 2009 01:31 AM
I think that Jonah Hill should play "young Lon" :)
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August 05, 2009 10:22 PM
Anne Hathaway: Not only is she a gorgeous and talented actress, she is also great at doing a southern accent...which would be key. :) http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8c/Anne_Hathaway_(actress).jpg/413px-Anne_Hathaway_(actress).jpg
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August 05, 2009 10:43 PM
I get these three all the time: Rick Schroder
James Spader
david hyde pierce
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August 05, 2009 10:52 PM
I feel like Spader might be able to really capture your persona. It's not a perfect physical likeness, but it's close enough.
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August 06, 2009 12:08 AM
These are ALL great, imho ... and yes I think Spader wins for the portrayal
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August 06, 2009 04:14 PM
After watching True Blood the other night... I thought the Rev. Steve Newlin of Light of Day Ministries (Michael McMillian) should play Jason!
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/images/07/17/trueblood2.jpg
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August 05, 2009 11:01 PM
In terms of capturing both persona and physical appearance, no doubt in my mind it would be Jon Lovitz. He's even got the hairline! http://www.lamag.com/uploadedImages/LA_Mag/laToZ/myLAtoZ/2009/images04/JonLovitz_h.jpg
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August 05, 2009 11:14 PM
The two biggest names that my coworkers keep calling me are "Ivan Drago" (Dolph Lundgren) and "Arnold" - mostly due to my height, build, and "likeness of a Terminator". http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/98/Dolph2.jpg/220px-Dolph2.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/33/Arnold_Schwarzenegger_edit%28ws%29.jpg/225px-Arnold_Schwarzenegger_edit%28ws%29.jpg
Back in my party days, Gary Busey.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4f/Gary_Busey_2007.jpg/220px-Gary_Busey_2007.jpg
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August 06, 2009 12:17 AM
I see that one :) Very good!
Since everyone else has been so good at this, I will have to throw mine in as well in your comment.
Recently, Mike our Product Manager has tweeted that I am a clone of Buddy Revell from 'Three O'Clock High', so, this guy:
http://www.joesportsfan.com/jsfpics/columns/buddyrevell.jpg
I used to get Gladiator all the time -- when I had this haircut and goatee -- which was exactly when the movie came out:
http://bp2.blogger.com/_XAePxwGya7E/R57wWviY9UI/AAAAAAAAAus/F4pHGuvEBKM/s400/russell_crowe2.jpg
And finally Ed Harris, because we both have that 'round head' thing going on:
http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/apollo_13/ed_harris/apollo.jpg
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Since everyone else has been so good at this, I will have to throw mine in as well in your comment.
Recently, Mike our Product Manager has tweeted that I am a clone of Buddy Revell from 'Three O'Clock High', so, this guy:
http://www.joesportsfan.com/jsfpics/columns/buddyrevell.jpg
I used to get Gladiator all the time -- when I had this haircut and goatee -- which was exactly when the movie came out:
http://bp2.blogger.com/_XAePxwGya7E/R57wWviY9UI/AAAAAAAAAus/F4pHGuvEBKM/s400/russell_crowe2.jpg
And finally Ed Harris, because we both have that 'round head' thing going on:
http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/apollo_13/ed_harris/apollo.jpg
August 06, 2009 12:31 AM
Actor Richard Tyson (of Buddy Revell fame) is SPOT ON, Mr. Jeffrey. He's as good as CAST in my Mahalo movie.
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August 06, 2009 01:39 AM
Hmm... Matthew Perry might have the right mix of geek in him: http://www.gossipboulevard.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/matthew_perry-1593.jpg
In reality, it would probably be someone closer to Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite)
http://media.movieweb.com/news/03.2006/jonHeder.jpg
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August 06, 2009 03:52 AM
I'm going to have to go with Wolverine. Or rather Hugh Jackman playing Wolverine playing me.
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August 06, 2009 04:00 AM
I've been told my several family members that I should either be played by: Natalie Portman
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Rgk1LCaY7_Y/R8EwUtCGNrI/AAAAAAAADpM/s5X357kfQ_I/s400/Natalie+Portman.jpg
or Zooey Deschanel
http://www.daemonstv.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/nup_106739_0644.jpg
...they are very kind and flattering people.
But maybe my 2 year-old daughter had it right this weekend. She was staying with my parents all weekend and missing me. But whenever she saw these movie ads come on tv with Rachel McAdams, she kept pointing to the screen and shouting, "MOMMY!"
http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Rachel_McAdams_Biography-2.jpg
Yes, my baby thinks I'm Rachel McAdams. Very kind baby. So maybe I should take her advice and cast her. What do you think?
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August 06, 2009 04:18 AM
natalie portman is a babe, Zooey Deschanel is attractvive, not familiar with number 3.
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August 06, 2009 12:48 PM
Thanks, @mithrandir! It's the Rachel McAdams eye candy, isn't it? Hey, even I think she's really hot, so that's cool. ;D
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August 06, 2009 12:49 PM
Thanks, @mithrandir! It's the Rachel McAdams eye candy, isn't it? Hey, even I think she's really hot, so that's cool. ;D
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August 06, 2009 12:53 PM
Well, I do like pictures of beautiful women, but in this case, it was your main 'source': Your daughter identifying Rachel as you. That's all the proof you need that she is the closest match.
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August 06, 2009 03:17 PM
@gno-
"But whenever she saw these movie ads come on tv with Rachel McAdams, she kept pointing to the screen and shouting, "MOMMY!" "
"Yes, my baby thinks I'm Rachel McAdams. Very kind baby. So maybe I should take her advice and cast her. What do you think? "
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"But whenever she saw these movie ads come on tv with Rachel McAdams, she kept pointing to the screen and shouting, "MOMMY!" "
"Yes, my baby thinks I'm Rachel McAdams. Very kind baby. So maybe I should take her advice and cast her. What do you think? "
speaks it all.
August 06, 2009 03:32 PM
Update - okay, so I was reading your comments, so this page was open on my laptop. My 2 year-old took one look at the Rachel McAdams picture and did it again. She pointed at the screen and said "Mommy - you!".
Yep, she really thinks I'm Rachel McAdams. I gave her an extra long hug for that.
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Yep, she really thinks I'm Rachel McAdams. I gave her an extra long hug for that.
August 06, 2009 01:58 PM
I love this question. I should be played by Emily Deschanel, and my little sister should be played by Zoey Deschanel. Us (me on the right)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2014/2351955211_d8fc0b75a2.jpg
Them
http://www.hsus.org/web-files/Hollywood/184x265_Zooey_and_Emily_Deschanel_Genesis_Awards_06.jpg
My personality is more serious, so Emily's a better choice for me. Zoey comes off, to me, as a bit wilder. Even though my sis is taller than I am. But it would totally be a fun movie about siblings, sibling rivalry and family. One of those quiet little dramadies about life, maybe directed by Penny Marshall.
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August 06, 2009 05:15 PM
My husband should be played by Adam Savage, of Mythbuster's fame.
http://www.abc.net.au/unleashed/images/AdamSavage_Fora_325.jpg
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August 08, 2009 03:49 PM
Need to revise this. Just saw Amy Adams performance in "Julie & Julia and she's amazing. I'd love for her to play me in something. She's so genuine.
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August 06, 2009 02:05 PM
I believe William Zabka could revive his ailing acting career and win an Oscar for his portrayal of my in a movie titled... "The Dork" which would be so bad that the Academy would nominate it and give it the Oscar as a joke... but nobody would tell William Zabka. Just for fun.
http://www.urbanmoms.ca/juice/greg.jpg
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/0/3620/20_2007/zab2.jpg
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August 06, 2009 03:07 PM
For me, a quirky, side-character actress. One that is pretty but seldom plays the pretty girl. The actress who plays the best friend to the pretty girl and talks sense into her and supports her, but is never the center of attention. That's kind of me: not unattractive, happy with myself, but never considered the "pretty girl," maybe because I'm just too strange. :) Someone like Melanie Lynskey might fit the bill.
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August 06, 2009 06:58 PM
lol, you should win for going out of the box with an animated movie instead of live. kudos!
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August 06, 2009 05:08 PM
Without a doubt it would have to be Cindy Crawford. I get the compliment all the time that I look just like her (minus the mole). She is not only very talented but beautiful as well. I would be very honored for her to try !! LOL and play my role in my life.
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August 06, 2009 08:20 PM
There was a "name 5 people" type quiz on Facebook about this a few months ago. This is a lot of fun. Here are my pics to play me:
1. Jack Coleman. He's the guy who plays HRG/Noah Bennet on Heroes. He looks a little like me and would bring some gravitas to the role.
2. Christopher Eccleston. You know, The Nineth Doctor and the invisible agent guy from Heroes. He's tall and also looks similar enough to me. He would have to put on an American accent, though.
3. Peter Griffin, just because I think that would be hilarious.
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