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Bernie Madoff jokes

Please write/find the funniest bernie madoff jokes/videos/top 10 lists below.

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geniusofha... geniusofha...
 
 January 31, 2009 08:14 PM

1- Scumbag Billionaire

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orjiGSiJEOw

2- Bernie Madoff Song / Christmas Bonus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5nOFtAfPNo

3- Bernie Madoff Dances the Hora

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlnJiK9zXw4&feature=related

4- Ponzonikah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnUkZa3Ajwc&feature=related

5- Bernie Madoff's Ass Itches

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-cGfaWk6OA&feature=related

7- Young Bernie Madoff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g39zSFeU6yg&feature=related

8- Bernie Madoff Picks Up His Dry Cleaning

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvWhmH9hwMc&NR=1

9- Maron v Seder: Bush Pardons Bernard Madoff For Making Off with Loot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1OAOXoii3U&feature=related

10- Bernard Madoff with Billions - Featured on CNN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltssFDNG5Tk

 


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January 31, 2009 07:27 PM
"Bernie Madoff has been charged with swindling people out of $50 billion. I don't want to say he's unpopular, but today as he was walking in New York, he passed a manger scene and Joseph threw a sandal at him." --Jay Leno
http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/2008/12/26/the-weeks-best-late-night-jokes-16.htm

Early this morning, Ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff invited several rabbis into his home this morning. Well, first, he prayed with them. And then, you know, out of force of habit, he passed around a plate to take up a collection.
http://hedgefinger.blogspot.com/2008/12/one-and-only-madoff-joke-we-could-find.html

Slumdog Millionaire won the Golden Globe for Best Drama Picture Sunday night. Slumdog Millionaire should not be confused with Slimeball Millionaire--a movie about Bernard Madoff.
http://www.dailycomedy.com/hottopic/Bernie_Madoff

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easyeboy easyeboy
 
January 31, 2009 08:01 PM
Watch the video!


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lesliec lesliec
 
February 01, 2009 05:42 AM
"Contending that Bernard Madoff sent at least a million dollars worth of jewelry as gifts to family members and friends last month, federal prosecutors asked a judge on Monday to revoke his bail and send him to jail. Family and friends were delighted with the gifts until they discovered they had received cubic zirconia and fool's gold."
http://www.dailycomedy.com/hottopic/Bernie_Madoff
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