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mike mike
 
M$1 February 18, 2009 05:39 PM

Funniest/best hot sauce name?

There are a lot of hot sauces out there with very creative names. Which do you think has the funniest name?
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robbrown robbrown
 
February 18, 2009 05:44 PM
From the same folks that brought you "Ass Kickin Chili Fixins" and "Ass Kickin Moonshine Mash" comes:

http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/hotsauceworld_2036_103658467

"Ass Blaster Hot Sauce"

Or how about "colon cleaner"
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/68/164545627_613aaa4b00.jpg

I wish all product names were as funny and creative as hot sauce!

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cyber34 cyber34
 
February 18, 2009 05:46 PM
Smack My Ass And Call Me Sally: Green Jalapeno Hot Sauce - THE SECOND SLAPPING would have to take the cake, due to the subtitle there. I mean come on, how many times will you ever see "The second slapping" anywhere?
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/413HGRQMZAL._SS500_.jpg
Source(s):
http://www.amazon.com/Smack-Sally-Green-Jalapeno-Sauce/dp/B0000E1VUG


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karj karj
 
February 18, 2009 05:46 PM
chili willy

Source(s):
http://z.hubpages.com/u/55443_f120.jpg


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demanda demanda
 
February 18, 2009 05:46 PM
My vote is for a hot sauce called "Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally." It's actually a pretty popular sauce.

http://flickr.com/photos/fenchurch/145159103/

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michaelpau... michaelpau...
 
February 18, 2009 05:50 PM
Blair's Ultra Death Sauce
Dave's Ultimate Insanity Sauce
Source(s):
http://www.extremefood.com/shop/product.php?productid=14&cat=1&page...
http://www.davesgourmet.peachhost.com/ct_CGhotsauces.htm


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nrs1411 nrs1411
 
February 18, 2009 05:51 PM
Light My Fire - That's the name of a specialty store that caries over 100 brands of hot sauces from around the world and as much as the name of the store is funny, they hav some funny brand names too like 'Pain is Good', 'Whoop Ass', etc... For a complete directory this is the website for this store situated in Farmer's Market, Los Angeles... (3rd/Fairfax)

http://www.insiderpages.com/b/3711484910
http://hotsaucetogo.com/home.php

Here's a link from Mahalo Daily about a store in Austin -
http://www.mahalodaily.com/2008/03/17/md079-tears-of-joy-hot-sauce-shop/

Here's an online location -
http://www.mohotta.com/

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tracebooks tracebooks
 
February 18, 2009 05:52 PM
It's got to be one of these:

http://hotsaucemall.com/1/HH323.jpg

Hell's Inferno Hot Sauce with Naga Bhut Jolokia

http://hotsaucemall.com/1/HH225.jpg

Lawyer's Breath Hot Sauce

http://hotsaucemall.com/1/HH201.jpg

Nuckin' Futs Hotsauce

http://hotsaucemall.com/1/HH062.jpg

Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce

http://hotsaucemall.com/1/HH162.jpg

Colon Blow Hot Sauce

http://hotsaucemall.com/1/HH184.jpg

Ass Reaper Hot Sauce

http://hotsaucemall.com/1/HH037.jpg

Possible Side Effects Hot Sauce

http://hotsaucemall.com/1/HH230.jpg

The Sauce That Killed Kenny

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thelastsci... thelastsci...
 
February 18, 2009 06:00 PM
that hot sauce with the skull chain on the bottle is habanero pepper sauce. And, hotter then hell. I mean really what is 300,000 Scoville Units among friends?

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263236 263236
 
February 18, 2009 05:56 PM
Colon Blow
Holy S**T Habanero
Nuckin' Futs
Blind Bettys Original
Cheech Mojo Mango Habanero
Crazy Jerrys Mustard Gas
Flamin' Flatulence - X-Hot
Flaming Fart Hot
Hogs *ss Florida Style Garlic Habanero
Hot Buns At The Beach
Nine One One -- 911
Old Fart
Psycho B*tch On Fire
Screaming Sphincter Cayenne Pepper Sauce
Whoop *ss - Smokin' Mesquite
*ss Blaster
*ss Blaster-Wooden Outhouse
*ss in Hell
Source(s):
http://www.hotsauceandsalsa.com/cats/Hot_Sauces/Novelty_Hot_Sauces/


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thelastsci... thelastsci...
 
February 18, 2009 06:03 PM
Wailing Wahoo Hot Sauce

I like that one...
Source(s):
http://www.sweatnspice.com/prodimages/Wailing_Wahoo_Hot_Sauce.jpg


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autocredit... autocredit...
 
February 18, 2009 06:05 PM
Anal Angst X-Hot Hot Sauce
Source(s):
http://www.hotsauce.com/Anal-Angst-X-Hot-Hot-Sauce-p/1309aa.htm

Description: Professor Payne Indeass's Butt Blazin' Recipe #4.
Ingredients: Habanero Peppers, Soy Sauce, Vinegar, Worcestershire, Garlic, and Xanthan Gum.


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claytonkch... claytonkch...
 
February 18, 2009 06:39 PM
Here's a funny picture of a fictitious picante sauce. (Look closely at the baby's picture.)


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chefhenry chefhenry
 
February 22, 2009 05:18 AM
One of my personal favorites, as much for the name as the flavor of the sauce is:
"Fear Itself".
Not as crazy hot as a Dave's Insanity, but a whole lot hotter than average. Love the stuff, can't find it very often anymore.

"Endorphin Rush" is another great name, as well as the sauce itself.
Source(s):
Personal experience.


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ashleyrae ashleyrae
 
February 24, 2009 10:29 PM
Hey I am a huge fan of hemorrhoid helper hot sauce. It has a great combo of flavors. If you go to alseafood.com and click on hot sauces they have a huge selection there!! check it out. I have ordered from them before and they are great!!

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poguebetsy poguebetsy
 
March 08, 2009 08:05 PM
Fear Itself hot sauce came from the kitchen of Ouisi Bistro in Vancouver. My ex employer was the creator of this sauce, we used it as house brand . I believe you can buy it from them . Check out the website. Andrew Scott was the chef that put together the recipe .

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