It warms my heart to know I am not alone.
As I slice an avocado I'll be like. " Oh yeah...Oh yeah..." with each cut. Then I'll stir something up and it's "Right there, right there...Thats it."
I sometimes talk baby too, "Who's a tangy marinara? You are!"
On occasion I'll talk mobster to sandwich. "First, I'm gonna take this corned beef right here, and slap you with it a few times. Then I'll stuff ya full of this sauerkraut. What do you think about that, Rye? What if smother you in Thousand Island and heat you up on a skillet? Not so tough now, are ya? What do you think your gonna do with those Caraway seeds? Nothing! That's right!
If I ever drop something, as I enact the 5 second rule I'll say "Where you going little guy?!"

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