Ok here is what happened. You went to a bakery, where meet a beautiful dark haired women younger women, you flirt a little, she talks you into buying 5 cakes, then you went home and ate a piece of every single one, then you walked over and kissed Julia Roberts. The sad thing is that Julia Roberts did not satisfy you, all you could think about was the cakes, because the cakes reminded you of HER, the girl at the bakery. You went back to those 5 cakes and ate them all up. This made you feel sick so you ran to the bathroom to throw some water on your face, when you looked up in the mirror you saw HER. The next day you went back to the bakery and told this women you could not stop thinking about her. She asked you out on a day. You knew that you could not help yourself if you did go on a date with this beautiful women. You told her you would. You ran home to find Julia Roberts, you tell her that you found someone better and that it was over between you two. You went back to the bakery and SHE was ready to go. First you go out to dinner, it was amazing, she kept brushing her leg on your leg. After dinner she invited you into her house. You guys started to get intimate when you noticed something was wrong. She had something that she should not have. You asked her what it was, she looked at you and laughed, "Don't you know" She said, you just looked at her with a unsure look on her face. "My name is Bob, I am a cross-dresser, but you can call me Ellie."
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Just made it up, lol, might be stupid but i was bored, I thought it was funny.

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Not unless Jessica Alba is available.

http://www.fanstarbaseball.com/baseball/grandslamfan/images/sexy-jessica-alba.jpg
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I say keep her and ditch Kate Winslet..

OK Kate does have a nice personality and she has that natural beauty thing, but it's Julia Roberts!

Come On!

Don't be a moron like Hugh Grant in the first part of Knotting Hill!

You never know.
Maybe she has a thing for the admins for her pages on the internets tubes thingies..

P.S.
You could also ditch "printers" just in case it's Kate that has the thing for admins.
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ok...
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Now, I'm confused. You want to just abandon Miss Roberts for some cheese? I think you're counting your chicks before your tasks. Is it a matter of too many pages to manage? Or is it just her?
You might want to hold onto her just for the common law SAG benefits (I hear they're very good!)
By the way... I looked at the "cheesecake" page and didn't see any racy photos. Are you outta your mind?!
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Behold the power of Cheese....
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Ummmmmmmmm Philipy does she know you even have her??
That would be a great first step to answering if you should/could abandon
her. If you don't have her there is nothing to abandon........right? Also why
not try for a woman you can actually be with? You have me laughing so hard,
I can hardly type. Good luck with whatever you do
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