Is this a trick question?

Answer: You shouldn't. Mr. Hilton is a blogger who worships/lampoons a non-celebrity (the original Ms. Hilton). Neither Perez or his namesake has ever offered any type of decent contribution to society. He (and his namesake) both perpetuate a culture of voyeurism, excess, and vanity (and ugliness - on both counts!).

I'm more interested in what the nameless bagger at the grocery store is up to - ya know, the one that always picks and flicks his boogers right before bagging? Yeah, I'd rather know about his day than Perez Hilton's.
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Since you're asking why SHOULD you, I suppose an appropriate answer might be because some appreciate his style of humor and enjoy seeing celebrities at their worst. That being said, I don't think you should care about Perez Hilton at all.
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