Ask questions via twitter! Message any question to @answers on twitter. We'll publish the question and send you a reply each time there's a new answer.
Next Question

Answered Question

 
M$4.40 August 13, 2009 04:57 PM

Who would you pick to direct the movie of your life?

There have been a few very interesting questions floating around asking you to pick an actor to play the movie of your life, but that would only tell half the tale.

What I'd like to know is who would direct this masterpiece?
What genre would it listed under? (romantic comedy, film noir or tragedy?)
What kind of soundtrack or music would you use?
Black and white, or color?

Most creative votes gets best answer and an extra tip from me!

My movie would have to be directed by Henry Koster in black and white, and would have to include an invisible bunny.
Interesting Question?  Yes (7)   No (0)   

Interesting: jmacattack M$0.25, buddawiggi M$0.25, gno M$0.05, trumansdad M$0.10, lesliec M$0.25, cfinke M$0.25, jasoncalacanis M$0.25

RSS
 
 

Best Answer  Chosen by Asker

gno gno
 
August 13, 2009 06:12 PM
Oooh, I know exactly how to answer this!

I want Hayao Miyazaki to direct the film about my life.

In case you're not familiar with him, he is the creator and director of many brilliant and popular anime films - all of which are deep, political, artistic, emotional, and made for adults! Many are anti-war and embrace the mythology of spirits and nature. Plus, they're just breath-taking films.
http://ulp.ottawa-anime.org/miyazaki.jpg

Yes, that's right, my life would be animated! He would paint my life as an artistic wonderland full of soul, adventure, and just a hint of honesty that I, the heroine, am not entirely perfect. The celebrity voices in his films would be very colorful and flattering, and many of my friends would be drawn as things like dragon, hamsters, or stink spirits.

My mother would probably resemble Yubaba
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4pmUNQE7llI/SekehS-uM-I/AAAAAAAAIKA/Qu9xJdoaW5c/s400/spirited_away.jpg

And I would probably resemble Princess Mononoke
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hMpJ-p4YVqk/Sb-sl7MiYWI/AAAAAAAABMM/7n9ieKhwS44/s400/princess+mononoke.jpg

And the rest my family and friends would probably look a bit like this (my husband would be Turnip Head)
http://www.canmag.com/images/front/moviereview/howl2.jpg

Or maybe my husband would be more like Haku, and I would be more like Chihiro
http://static.desktopnexus.com/wallpapers/6043-bigthumbnail.jpg

Miyazaki has exceptional talent for arcing a story to draw a range of emotions - from heavy drama and tragedy, to light-hearted whim and humor. He's just oddball enough to capture my frivolous, silly side, with the skill to portray my moody bastard side equally well.

And what an honor it would be, to have my life animated by Miyazaki. I would be immortalized as an artistic masterpiece. I can't imagine!
Source(s):
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
For more Miyazaki tidbits: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hayao_Miyazaki

The Miyazaki movie every person who loves art and fantasy MUST see:
Spirited Away Go on, go rent it right now. I'll wait. Just hop over to Netflix.

Asker's Rating:
• @gno's always gives a colorful and animated answer, it seems natural that her life story should be also.

Permalink | Report
   Reply  
 
 
 
August 13, 2009 06:31 PM
As long as no bunnies were harmed in the making of your life story, I'd give you an A+!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y92/I_am_so_stoned/Anime%20Girls/1d8e1e352.jpg

Report
 
 
gno gno
 
August 13, 2009 06:42 PM
Are you kidding? Of course not! If anything, the rabbits are the one to be scared of!
http://www.cristianpenas.com/anime/Rabbit.jpg

Report
 
 
 
August 14, 2009 06:16 AM
Miyazaki is awesome.

Report
 
 
 
August 14, 2009 09:56 AM
Miyazaki is awesome. And kudos, a biography done in anime is so original :D

Report
 
 

Other Answers (20)

Sort By
 
August 13, 2009 05:09 PM
I would like Federico Fellini to direct the movie of my life. I think the film genre might be film noir with a heavy doses of subliminal irony.
The soundtrack should be entirely instrumental and done by Radiohead.
I would have to go with color production because I think there is extra room in a color production for sub-text and hidden symbolism.
Turn the volume down on the 8 1/2 trailer and listen to it with the Raidohead track instead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtDQOF_pU8A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyJFiBkbdOU

Tags: movie, life

Helpful Answer?  (1)   (0)   

Helpful: bunnyphuphu

Tip buddawiggi for this answer
Permalink | Report
   Reply  
 
 
 
August 13, 2009 06:24 PM
Wow. I really like the creative music score superimposed with Fellini 8 1/2 montage. I just want to know about the wicked women in your life!

Report
 
 
 
August 13, 2009 05:18 PM
What I'd like to know is who would direct this masterpiece?
-Robert Luketic (If you saw the ugly truth, you would understand why)

What genre would it listed under? (romantic comedy, film noir or tragedy?)
-Comedy, cause the stuff that happens in my life is just mind bottling

What kind of soundtrack or music would you use?
-Mostly Alternative (It usually gets REALLY catchy in movies and im an alternative(not the music but different =p) kind of guy!), and some unmainstream people (Lemon Demon, Mc Lars)

Black and white, or color?
-Color Of Course >.<

Mine would definatly have to include all the pranks we used to pull on my teachers (of course when I was younger) we ended up taking 25 dry erase markers, 4 staplers, 1 pencil sharpener and 8 erasers.....she slowly thought she was going crazy....then at the end of the year they all seemed to magically appear on her desk in a tower of legos.....We were mean back in the days!

Helpful Answer?  (1)   (0)   

Helpful: bunnyphuphu

Tip rishiku for this answer
Permalink | Report
   Reply  
 
 
 
August 13, 2009 06:20 PM
Since the main body of your picture would include pranks, would it have a 'Jackass' feel to it?

Report
 
 
 
August 14, 2009 11:44 AM
Sort of but not really, jackasss just seems to have more of, we are retarded watch us let people shoot paintballs at our genitals.....The jokes/pranks that happened with me no one ever gets hurt. (No matter what anyone tells you to much pain is never that funny)

Report
 
 
 
August 13, 2009 05:41 PM
I would want Tim Burton to direct the movie of my life!

Tags: burton, tim

Helpful Answer?  (0)   (0)    Tip saturn5662001 for this answer
Permalink | Report
   Reply  
 
 
 
August 13, 2009 05:53 PM
Well, based on events so far... I couldn't tell you what genre my life will be by the time we get to The End.

So far there were times when it was a Disney family movie, times when it was an angst-ridden tragic love story, times when it was pure rom com, times when it was a sweeping epic, times when it was a tale of magical transformations, times when it was all gritty realism.

However the rest of it might be a tale of spending a great deal of time on Mahalo. There is no genre for that is there? :)

All things considered, I'll go for Quentin Tarantino. He might just be able to do justice to the weirdness of it all. And we'll use the soundtrack from Pulp Fiction.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZBfmBvvotE

Helpful Answer?  (1)   (0)   

Helpful: bunnyphuphu

Tip philipy for this answer
Permalink | Report
   Reply  
 
 
 
August 13, 2009 06:51 PM
I'm sure Quentin would have a blast writing big dialogues of interesting science fiction topics for you to debate.

@philipy. If you were born in New Jersey and worked in a video store, I could totally see you in this conversation!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6lzEhoXads

Report
 
 
 
August 13, 2009 09:01 PM
Clerks! Another example of a sequel better than the first movie.

Report
 
 
 
August 13, 2009 09:27 PM
Perhaps I should've gone for Woody Allen. Something like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nxp07vM_r0

Report
 
 
 
August 14, 2009 06:15 AM
@bunnyphuphu, my friends and I have had these conversations before too.

Report
 
 
 
August 13, 2009 06:11 PM
Who would direct this masterpiece?
The director of my life story would be John Landis, the man who brought us such classics as "The Blues Brothers 2000" and "Beverly Hills Cop III."

What genre would it be listed under?
1930s-style silent self-parodying comedy.

What kind of soundtrack or music would you use?
You'd think that if it's going to be a 1930s silent film as stated above the soundtrack would have to be that same old vaudevillian piano accompinament, right? Wrong. (This is my life story and it's gonna go down the way I want it.) The soundtrack of my film would be late 1960s avant-garde punk early-grunge rock. I will commission Yoko Ono to compose and perform the soundtrack.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqrHZYdAeOc

Black and white, or color?
I'll go with a dreamscape sort of quality where the entire movie is in black and white except for trees. Any time a tree is seen in a scene in my movie it will be in color.

So let's recap:
This is a 1930s-style silent comedy film, directed by John Landis, with a soundtrack composed by Yoko Ono, shot in black and white, except for trees. Yeah, that sounds good...

Helpful Answer?  (1)   (0)   

Helpful: bunnyphuphu

Tip jfinke for this answer
Permalink | Report
   Reply  
 
 
 
August 13, 2009 06:20 PM
I would prefer Mani Ratnam to direct the movie of my life.

The genre would surely be romantic comedy.
Thinking about music i would prefer the all time genius A.R.Rahman to make soft and peppy music.
i would prefer color pictures cause i dont have any grey memories & a colorful tale would be far more enjoyable.


Helpful Answer?  (1)   (0)   

Helpful: bunnyphuphu

Tip hawkieye for this answer
Permalink | Report
   Reply  
 
 
 
August 13, 2009 06:43 PM - New Source
I can imagine that your life will have a happy ending!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ3Jqlz449Y

Report
 
 
 
August 13, 2009 07:38 PM
David Lynch would direct.
It would be a Obscure Digital Photo like Montage lasting approximately 24 + hours
Soundtrack would match the image on the screen. Music or City sounds but mostly me and people talking.
It would start as Black and White because of my age and progress to match the technology we have now. Maybe end it with a hologram of me saying good night.

Davids Image Styling by J3 Productions

Source(s):
Life


Helpful Answer?  (1)   (0)   

Helpful: bunnyphuphu

Tip trumansdad for this answer
Permalink | Report
   Reply  
 
 
 
August 13, 2009 09:02 PM
I think Nick Park would be just the chap.

There would be a variety of musical styles: traditional jazz, ragtime, Greek, German oom-pah, even classical.

Plenty of color!

I'm not so sure about genre, certainly some sort of comedy. Perhaps a musical comedy of the old style, but more artsy. Or just a regular Nick Park creation. Or at least a cross between say, Nick Park's Wallace and Gromit and the movie Beerfest.

Source(s):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Park


Tags: gromit, beerfest, beer, wallace

Helpful Answer?  (1)   (0)   

Helpful: bunnyphuphu

Tip albanian for this answer
Permalink | Report
   Reply  
 
 
 
August 13, 2009 09:03 PM
David Cronenberg, I like his styles.


Helpful Answer?  (0)   (0)    Tip colonial butros for this answer
Permalink | Report
   Reply  
 
 
 
August 13, 2009 10:57 PM
Me.

Helpful Answer?  (0)   (0)    Tip worldflavors for this answer
Permalink | Report
   Reply  
 
 
 
August 14, 2009 02:20 AM
I would have to say Steven Spielberg.

In Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Steven's obsession with the magical world of childhood innocence, as well as the outside forces that inevitably threaten it, mirrors some of my own ideals and experiences.

When Steven made his directing debut in television the TV movie pilot for Rod Serling's "Night Gallery" (NBC, 1970-74). This led to more directing work on such weekly series as "Columbo" (NBC, 1971-78) and "Marcus Welby, M.D.� (ABC, 1969-1973). Then when he directed Jaws, the very film that propelled him to A-List Hollywood directing stardom, it came dangerously close to ending his career, he had to quickly learn how to deal with a number of adversities from crew to actors, he quickly pulled it all together to create a blockbuster grossing over $260 Million.

I can relate to a number of attributes and disadvantages that Steven has attached to his life. From a few small successes and some stumbling blocks along the way, to dealing with a multiplicity of adversities, and now the fruits of my labor and determination are paying off.

From innocence to experience he could direct my life as if in some small way, it were his own.

Genre: drama

Soundtrack: Music from Raiders of the Lost Ark

Both Black/White and Color, B&W for the dramatic portions of my life and color for the more accomplished and successes.

Source(s):
Being in the industry

Permalink | Report
   Reply  
 
 
 
August 14, 2009 02:23 AM
Spike Lee. It would be acted by Rosario Dawson or a newcomer. It'd be a drama with plenty of laughs. Prince, 80's pop, and Lukas Haas would make up the majority of the soundtrack. It would be in color.

Helpful Answer?  (1)   (0)   

Helpful: bunnyphuphu

Tip toshiko for this answer
Permalink | Report
   Reply  
 
 
 
August 14, 2009 02:48 AM
Wow! Everyone seems to think that they have really interesting lives to direct. I actually don't know that mine would be all that exciting, so I would want a director who can inject humor into any situation. So my pick would be Judd Apatow. Plus he likes to direct his wife, Leslie Mann, and with her strawberry blondness, she would be perfect to play me!


Helpful Answer?  (1)   (0)   

Helpful: bunnyphuphu

Tip redgold for this answer
Permalink | Report
   Reply  
 
 
 
August 14, 2009 04:56 AM
This is a hard one. I have two that I can think of right of the top of my head John Waters because miy life should be a musical it would just make it that more interesting. Or Alfred Hitchcock I was attacked by a bird once or twice.


Helpful Answer?  (1)   (0)   

Helpful: bunnyphuphu

Tip awrit for this answer
Permalink | Report
   Reply  
 
 
 
August 14, 2009 05:19 AM
Steven Spielberg will be the director. I t will be a romantic comedy. Music will be
Celine Dion and it will be a colored movie.

Helpful Answer?  (0)   (0)    Tip kareul for this answer
Permalink | Report
   Reply  
 
 
 
August 14, 2009 06:51 AM
I would Love for Peter Jackson and I to co-direct my life’s movie and the entire series that follows. Peter Jackson is best known for directing well-known, high-demand fiction movies like "Lord of the Rings," “King Kong,”& "The Hobbit" as examples.
The genre that would best fit my movie would be a dramatic epic with a slightly embedded comical touch. While the storyline would always be mysteriously "on the fence", my slight comedy would be just a bit on the “un-politically direct” side of the fence :-) !!!
The music I believe would fit my movie the BEST would be played by the group Apocolyptica. I love how each of the four contra bass players really get there rock on, it's like classical instrumental with drums and a great rock kick. Seeing them in concert was an ultimately overtaking experience. I say they are like Metallica meets Mozart with their own unique touch. They are musically intelligent for coming up with such great diversely entertaining music entertainment! In addition, to this diverse style of music I would love to add some type of smooth rap beats with a classical background mix (nothing too hard core).
And lastly, my movie would, of course, be in color, HD by preference. Take place in “real world” society and be as up to date with current issues and events as possible, but remember with a slightly provoking twist on reality today.

Hope you all come to see my movie on day :-)
Visit my site to see videos of Apocolyptica:
http://mylife.tooreal.org/2009/07/08/apocolyptica-is-amazing/

Source(s):
Personal Opinion


Tags: mozart, jackson, hobit, apocolyptica, entertainment

Helpful Answer?  (1)   (0)   

Helpful: bunnyphuphu

Tip twizztedtiffi for this answer
Permalink | Report
   Reply  
 
 
 
August 14, 2009 09:58 AM
If Jackson's directing it then you'll have a really long life xD

Report
 
 
 
August 14, 2009 09:34 AM
Quentin Tarantino

Tags: tarantino, life, quentin, movie

Helpful Answer?  (0)   (0)    Tip jacob peacock for this answer
Permalink | Report
   Reply  
 
 
 
August 14, 2009 01:09 PM
Definitely Michael Bay. My life is so boring that I would need many, many big explosions to keep people in the theater. :-)


Helpful Answer?  (1)   (0)   

Helpful: bunnyphuphu

Tip onek for this answer
Permalink | Report
   Reply  
 
 
 
August 14, 2009 02:11 PM
The movie of my life would most definitely be directed by Tim Burton. It would be Kandinsky like colourful.
I think it would be a combination of musical/comedy/drama, with happy hardcore and roots music forwarding the soundtrack.

Helpful Answer?  (0)   (0)    Tip loredana for this answer
Permalink | Report
   Reply  
 
 
 
   Reply  
 
 
Buy Mahalo Dollars with Credit Card or PayPal

Top Members

This Week All Time
  • buddawiggi
    buddawiggi
    2nd Degree Black Belt
    27543 Points
    M$789.91 Earned
  • opher
    opher
    Purple Belt
    4443 Points
    M$196.22 Earned
  • annelisle
    annelisle
    Purple Belt
    2997 Points
    M$91.22 Earned
   See All
 

Most Popular Tags

mahalo(1619)
iphone(465)
music(461)
google(357)
food(321)
online(295)
beer(279)
money(262)
movies(258)
apple(251)
aotd(235)
health(220)
video(208)
free(205)
dog(205)
   See All
 

Categories

Welcome New Members


 
 
Mahalo Dollars are the currency of Mahalo Answers.

Each Mahalo Dollar costs $1.

Once you earn more than 40 Mahalo Dollars, you can request to be paid via PayPal. Each Mahalo Dollar is currently worth $0.75 when paid out via PayPal. Learn More

 
 

Please log in to use this function.