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M$1 July 01, 2009 08:39 AM

Imagine you're a Pirate captain and no doubt the scourge of the 7 seas! What would your captain's name be and why?

Hopefully you get this question and can have some fun with it.

I've tipped this $1 to hopefully help with some inspiration.

Three examples that sprang to mind were:
> Captain Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean
> Captain Pugwash from the cartoon of the same name
> Captain Blackbeard

But it's not existing names i'm after. I'd like your original name for yourself, examples could be (Captain fivebellies (if you're overweight!), Captain longlegs, Captain Ultra-meanie, etc), i'm sure you get the idea!

As always any images, soundtracks, videos, etc on the piracy theme would be appreciated!

So are you coming aboard shipmates or are you going to be landlubbas?
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bunnyphuph... bunnyphuph...
 
 July 01, 2009 02:07 PM
I would be called "Captain Rabbit Jack" and I would have my trusty First Mate monkey "Cuddles".

I would be everyones crunchy nightmare.
We would pillage every cookie jar to kingdom come!

I was the one that made Famous Amos walk the plank.
Twas me again that burnt Pepperidge Farms to the ground.

Beware all ye that make cookies, for we come for the bakers dozen!

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brian san brian san
 
July 01, 2009 10:48 PM
Not sure if that first picture is the cutest thing I've ever seen or something that will haunt my memories for years to come (the dark stare of a cookie stealing bunny).

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onek onek
 
July 01, 2009 11:35 AM
My photo makes it seem like I'm more of a corporate Pirate.

As for a name, I would say... Captain Bailout :-)

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brian san brian san
 
July 01, 2009 11:41 AM
Captain Long Chugs, fer me fancy of ale..


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brian san brian san
 
July 01, 2009 11:47 AM
And in case they don't answer, a few other Mahalo pirate names:
@bunnyphuphu: Captain long ears
@albanian: Captain Ale (I'm guessing he would be offended by chugging of quality ale)
@jeffhoard: Captain Carpal (Just guessing since he must be typing on Mahalo 24/7)
@Philipy: Captain Jack (of all trades)

OK, that's all my brain can come up with right now. Time for another ale.

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bestpay bestpay
 
July 01, 2009 11:54 AM
And I thought after your recent Google post you'd be Captain Evil for sure.

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bestpay bestpay
 
July 01, 2009 11:56 AM
Here's perhaps an early contender for Captain Long Ears.
http://www.lovehappybunny.com/img/PirateBunny.jpg

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brian san brian san
 
July 01, 2009 11:59 AM
Absolutely not! My personal motto is : Don't Be Evil (but drink yer ale)

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brian san brian san
 
July 01, 2009 01:23 PM
And for @Jasoncalacanis: Captain "We're here to HAAAAARRRRGHH"

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cheapgamer cheapgamer
 
July 01, 2009 11:43 AM
The black patch, I would have a crew that makes good use of eye patches* and I would leave a patch as a calling card. A parting gift to captains smart enough to surrender to me, or nailed to the mast on ships that were foolish enough to fight back, making the vessel a floating warning to others . . .

*to improve the ability to switch quickly from ship's decks to below decks without vision issues.
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http://rolandhulme.blogspot.com/2007/11/why-do-pirates-wear-eye-patches.htm...


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cheapgamer cheapgamer
 
July 01, 2009 11:52 AM
As a bonus here is some classic inspiration
http://www.hulu.com/watch/70587/captain-kidd

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bestpay bestpay
 
July 01, 2009 11:55 AM
Here you go then, what do you think of this Captain Blackpatch image:
http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/isbisaaws6.jpg

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cheapgamer cheapgamer
 
July 01, 2009 12:03 PM
The image is great!

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brian san brian san
 
July 01, 2009 12:07 PM
Arrrrr that hulu. Make um walk the plank fer blockin me country (Japan)... (Pirate talk never gets old, does it!)

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nushka nushka
 
July 01, 2009 06:13 PM
Well, I have to say I would be Captain Tightpants.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Captain%20Tight%20Pants

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