If Mr. Potato Head and Rex had a baby, THAT would be me! Ha!

Ok, mostly I'd resemble my mommy, Rex (hey someone had to be the mom in this scenario, just go with it ;D). I'm a nervous hand-wringer who is loyal and kind, but really sweats every little decision and dilemma. And I can growl now and then, but I'm always wishing my growl was fierce and intimidating. No one ever cowers. Sad.

http://www.e-moka.net/contenuti/images/debian_toy_story/big/rex-3.jpg

But from Papa Spud, I do have my sarcastic wit and contempt for morons. A lovable grump. When I'm not wringing my hands and pacing, that's all that's left of me. Sarcasm and off-the-cuff snarkiness. And I don't apologize for it either.

http://tobusyforlife.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/potato.jpg

The Proud Parents!
http://www.southerncruising.com/images/contentmanaged/ToyStory23smallweb.jpg

BUT WAIT! You asked me who'd I'd be if I had to choose!
My evil potato side??
Or my squishy kind dino side??

Oh the decisions! Oh the decisions! (starts wringing hands again like Mama Rex)

That's it! I WANT to be Mr. Potato Head!

Because he doesn't give a crap. He'll help when he's really needed, but he won't take any guff about it otherwise. Plus pull-apart body parts would be so handy! Don't you think?

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