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It depends on a few things, how bad does the wood chuck want to chuck wood? Or is he doing it just because he has to. Statistics have proven time and again that an employee or worker will produce more favorable results when given a task they enjoy.
And what about the woodchuck's ability to chuck wood? Is he (or she) a good chucker? Or a newbie chucker? The skill level of the said animal is needed to be able to answer your question properly.
Last thought, does his life depend on it? Chuckers will chuck more quickly if it's a life or death task. If the woodchuck stops chucking quickly, will he die? Will his family die? Need and fear may play a huge role in how fast he chucks. The woodchuck should proceed with caution, or he may upchuck.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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| February 27, 2009 06:35 PM |
And what about the woodchuck's ability to chuck wood? Is he (or she) a good chucker? Or a newbie chucker? The skill level of the said animal is needed to be able to answer your question properly.
Last thought, does his life depend on it? Chuckers will chuck more quickly if it's a life or death task. If the woodchuck stops chucking quickly, will he die? Will his family die? Need and fear may play a huge role in how fast he chucks. The woodchuck should proceed with caution, or he may upchuck.
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