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 M¢25  Funded By Mahalo ? |  May 19, 2009 05:53 PM

Does anyone know any good Chuck Norris facts?

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May 31, 2009 03:11 PM | view on twitter
Some of my favorites:

"There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control."

"Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird."

"When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris."

Lots more here:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/


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