You might be a redneck if

You think God looks a lot like
Hank Williams, Jr., and heaven
looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida.

You think the last words to
The Star Spangled Banner are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."

You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws.

Your state's got a new law that says
when a couple get divorced,
they are still legally brother and sister.

You hooked up with your present girlfriend
as a result of a message on the wall of
the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop

You think there's nothin wrong with incest
as long as you keep it in the family.

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And finally...You ARE a redneck if your wedding picture looks like this
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...vote republican? Ok I'm just being facetious.

...You think Possum is "The Other White Meat"
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My favorite "You might be a redneck if" statement is..

"If you have ever brought a beer can to a job interview... you might be a redneck"

I think the same holds true for making a rice crispy treat beer koozie for your can of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
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You might be a redneck if...

...Your mother's boyfreind is your Cousin

...You find yourself trapped somewhere, turns out to be the neighbor's bathroom.

...Your only diploma is the one you received from graduting Anger Management classes.

...The Kid's of your sister call you "Daddy"

and you go to family parties to hook up.
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Oh yeah! It's one that you don't hear a whole lot, but it holds special meaning to me because this exact thing happened to a friend of mine. So, when we heard it together while listening to Jeff Foxworthy, we both just lost it. My favorite is......

"If your mother does NOT remove the Marlboro from her mouth before telling the state trooper to kiss her a**, you might be a redneck."
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I have 3:

"...if your new TV sits on top of your old TV" - this was my house growing up!

"...if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture"

"...if you have to put your coat on to go to the bathroom"
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