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Our dog can actually make a myriad of barnyard animal 'voices' - kind of like Snoopy!
She:
snorts like a pig (really lovely)
meows like a cat, not when she yawns, its really like she's talking (very cute)
chatters like a platypus (teeth chatter together when she's excited, hilarious)
exhales like a horse (when she exhales it vibrates her cheeks the way a horses mouth/lips make that 'pbbbb' sound, it's always just as she's about to go to sleep at night, we crack up)
whines like a little puppy...
The thing she rarely does...bark.
Video from youtube of a Greyhound chattering its teeth, this is exactly what ours does...way too funny.
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our Greyhound
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Now I know that dogs fart all the time, but they rarely make any kind of noise (hence the term 'silent but deadly'). My chihuahua Lola heard the noise and jumped in the air thinking someone was after her. I still laugh thinking about it. (picture is not Lola, but a bunny stand-in)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/84/278870312_ae15005a9c.jpg
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The dog I have now is an anti-people dog, but he has a soft heart towards the cats he lives with. He also has the coloring of a doberman. The funniest thing he does is when he lays on the floor, and waits for the black cat to pass by. He'll put a paw on the cat, and hold him down while giving him a bath. He only does that to the black cat, not the black and white one, nor the siamese. When he's done, you have this wet black cat who looks at you with his good eye and has the funniest "why didn't you help me" look.
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Another time he.. did his buisness, and when i was cleaning it up i realized he just craped out a sock..... a whole sock..
dont know what else to say.
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| May 27, 2009 01:50 PM |
She:
snorts like a pig (really lovely)
meows like a cat, not when she yawns, its really like she's talking (very cute)
chatters like a platypus (teeth chatter together when she's excited, hilarious)
exhales like a horse (when she exhales it vibrates her cheeks the way a horses mouth/lips make that 'pbbbb' sound, it's always just as she's about to go to sleep at night, we crack up)
whines like a little puppy...
The thing she rarely does...bark.
Video from youtube of a Greyhound chattering its teeth, this is exactly what ours does...way too funny.
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our Greyhound
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• That's a funny dog.
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May 27, 2009 01:36 PM
The funniest thing my dog ever did, was make a noisy fart and scare herself. Now I know that dogs fart all the time, but they rarely make any kind of noise (hence the term 'silent but deadly'). My chihuahua Lola heard the noise and jumped in the air thinking someone was after her. I still laugh thinking about it. (picture is not Lola, but a bunny stand-in)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/84/278870312_ae15005a9c.jpg
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May 27, 2009 02:26 PM
My first dog, the german short-haired pointer was a people dog who loved everyone as long as you didn't try to hurt the family. Anyway, he was walking towards my parents bedroom and was just sniffing around. He started sniffing around my dad and as soon as the dog's nose got within range of my dad's rear - my dad let one loose. The dog sniffed, paused, then started to sneeze three times. I was standing in the hallway, and had to quickly run to the living room to laugh because that was the funniest thing I had seen to date. The dog I have now is an anti-people dog, but he has a soft heart towards the cats he lives with. He also has the coloring of a doberman. The funniest thing he does is when he lays on the floor, and waits for the black cat to pass by. He'll put a paw on the cat, and hold him down while giving him a bath. He only does that to the black cat, not the black and white one, nor the siamese. When he's done, you have this wet black cat who looks at you with his good eye and has the funniest "why didn't you help me" look.
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May 27, 2009 03:17 PM
My dog did his buisness in the backyard, kicked once with 2 legs, then once with others < that lil dig thing they like to do > ran after his toy, and coming in he stepped dead into it.. Another time he.. did his buisness, and when i was cleaning it up i realized he just craped out a sock..... a whole sock..
dont know what else to say.
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