Does anyone know of some good Redhead jokes?
Most blonde jokes make them out to be dumb, but what are the stereotypes for a redhead joke? Mean or hotheaded?
I just ran across one that I thought was funny, but it's more of a blonde than redhead joke.
Redhead to Blonde: "I just slept with a Brazilian guy"
Blonde: "OMG! You slut! So... how much is a Brazilian anyway?"
Give me your best (not x-rated) redhead joke! Most helpful votes wins!
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I think it would be better to be made fun of for these traits than being dumb.
Q. If you love a Redhead, set her free
A. If she follows you everywhere you go
Pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital
She's yours
Q. How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A. Say something
Q. How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A. Wait 10 seconds
Q. What's safer, a redhead or a piranha?
A. The piranha. They only attack in schools
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Why do redheaded people burn so easily?
It's mother nature's way of telling us they should be locked indoors at all times.
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I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
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What does a redhead miss most about parties?
The invitation.
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What do redheaded kids have to look forward to?
Going gray.
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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger?
A brick can get laid.
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What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart if you’re a redhead?
Through his ribcage.
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This one is mean, but it made me chuckle a little.
A father-to-be paces up and down the hallway of the maternity unit when the nurse suddenly bursts through the doors of the delivery room.
"Your baby has been delivered sir, but I am afraid there is some good news and bad news". "oh my god" says the father, "what's the bad news?"
"Well I am afraid your baby has been born ginger" says the nurse, "oh my godl!!" screams the father in horror, "what the hell can the good news possibly be then?!"
"well fortunately sir" explains the delighted nurse, "your child was also born dead!"
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these are bad bad bad!
ohoh I'd better change my hair from reddish brown back to its natural medium brown (with white streaks)........ if I want to keep my reputation!
just kidding!
Okay... Demanda, this now reinforces my suspicions. The redhead female jokes that @psycgirl posted were about the evil angry redhead, but your mostly male redhead jokes are in the pitiful (should I say almost... ugly) range.
Why is it that most female redheads are 'pretty' or at least okay, while the males only have a decent one every now and then?
Answer me this?
A: An interpreter.
Oh. I guess that didn't really count...
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