This is flight 372 on SWA

The flight attendants on board servin’ you today:

Teresa in the middle

David in the back

My name is David and I’m here to tell you that-

If you have a seat on a row with a(n) exit

We’re gonna talk to ya, so you might as well expect it

You gotta help evacuate in case we need you.

If you don’t wanna then when we’re gonna reseat you.

Before we leave, our advice is

put away you electronic devices

Fasten your seat belt

Then put your trays up

Push the button to make the seat back raise up

Sit back, relax. Have a good time.

Thank you for the fact that I wasn’t ignored.

This is Southwest Airlines, welcome aboard!

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